WINE and DINE
you don't need be jealous I can still fit in to the earrings I wore in high school.A man set up a password to his face book but he got a message saying" your pen*s is too short please choose a long one to keep your account protected.
Some people twittering while they sit on the toilet so they simply fart through social media and make the world stink.
During the dictation I got always two words always correct, that is WINE and DINE
The pharmaceutical name for VIAGRA is mycoxafloppinneedablowjobbing
These days I am busy with work outs so I simply took my working table to my back yard patio
Tremendous Tuesday every one
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HaPPy Tuesday to you
Happy Tuesday..
Some here now for you to laugh:
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.
Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
An absent-minded professor paused to chat with one of his students, then asked:" From which direction was I coming, when I stopped to talk to you?"
"That way" the student pointed."Good," said the professor, "then I've had my lunch."
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when Little Johnny delivered his pizza.
"Well," Little Johnny replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," Little Johnny said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"By the way, what are you studying?" asked the man.
"Applied psychology," replied Little Johnny.
Val hi dear may be see you later!
@red oh really