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Por favore...Doctora!

Doctora, Doctora, por favore, ill mio little toy, not working, por favore, help me, io quiero my little toy to work again please tell me what can I do. Piccolo, cornutto, now you got what you deserved.hole reindeer

Comments (19)

Catfoot
Try new batteries Bung.

It sometimes work. However, if the switch is broken you may have a problem.
laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Minerva88
Piccolo Cornutto, por favor give it a rest!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
123butterflies
55 every now and than your dildo does need new batteries doh

since i don't speak French am i close to helping you out drinking

rolling on the floor laughing
bungallow55
Catfoot

batteries not includedlaugh
bungallow55
Minerva

Necesito extra energiasleep
bungallow55
123...abc

sorry is Italian not French.confused
123butterflies
damn 55 but was i close drinking
bungallow55
123

very close indeedbuddies
Minerva88
Certo capisco! Maybe you need a new one because the other is worn out?dunno giggle
Zeurich
Do you speak Spanish? Adioswave
bungallow55
Zeurich

I'm hispanicgrin
vcindu
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.


The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Minerva88
Vcindu. Is that what they teach you in India?laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Minerva88
Bung. Excusas, excusas!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Is it contagious?doh I think I am showing symptoms already! Mama mia!doh laugh
vcindu
Minerva, I doubt such medical advancements will ever reach the Indian shores.
Minerva88
Vcindu. But, there are enough Indians all over the world to import it with them?dunno laugh

They have already brought their delicious cuisine here, and also their wisdom... and the Kamasutra! Why can´t they take back our advanced medical knowledge?dunno professor
vcindu
Minerva, you just answered that. Indians knew long long back that those things are part of kamsutra and not medical science.
bunga
stop playing with it too much...it needs a break...wine
calypso43
Hum..maybe it was a bad cunn..a bad one..

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