Por favore...Doctora!

Piccolo Cornutto, por favor give it a rest!

Catfoot

batteries not included

Minerva

Necesito extra energia

123...abc

sorry is Italian not French.

123

very close indeed

Certo capisco! Maybe you need a new one because the other is worn out?

Zeurich

I'm hispanic

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o*al s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.


The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

Vcindu. Is that what they teach you in India?

Bung. Excusas, excusas!!!
Is it contagious? I think I am showing symptoms already! Mama mia!

Minerva, I doubt such medical advancements will ever reach the Indian shores.

Vcindu. But, there are enough Indians all over the world to import it with them?

They have already brought their delicious cuisine here, and also their wisdom... and the Kamasutra! Why can´t they take back our advanced medical knowledge?

Minerva, you just answered that. Indians knew long long back that those things are part of kamsutra and not medical science.