She Is So Blond
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
PLEASE BE KIND TO ME....I"M HOMELESS!
Comments (95)
Now I feel bad laughing at 'Blonde' jokes
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GJIM;
Besides that!.....Your girl is dumb.......
Jim, do you by any chance have any brunette jokes??
And while you seezing them, Give them a test!....
I have arab jokes....
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Sound like, yawl was with the same women....
Pepps, what is this Hohnny stuff? :) If that h was only an r....lol