A true story

I know you all are waiting for this true story so here goes. Once upon a time ago. may years ago when I was not only good looking but ohhhh sooo young. I was working in a canoe factory. It wasn't much of a job. I was the only woman working there and they put me at riveting front panels and seats in the canoe. So naturally I had to bend over so much other work did not move as smoothly. Remember I was bent over.
Now across the plant there was this handsome man. He had a really nice tan, and the muscles on him. Ohhh my every time he walked by my heart would pitter patter. As I had enough gaukers I did not stop to talk to him. He was just to good to look at.
Okay, one day after work I saw him walking home so I picked him up. When he started to talk I just knew it was to good to be true, He was good looking but not very smart. Thank god he had a girlfriend so I could just admire him from afar.
Oh I guess I should also add the men that worked there was also on probation or parole.. So they were bad boys. I was just a single woman with three kids and it was recession.
A year later I met his ex-girlfriend and she agreed he was a looker. She also said he was dumb. shortly after I took him home he robbed the local liquor store. the clerk gave him a bag of pennies. Naturally he went back to prison for a bag full of pennies. True story.
I did meet my third husband there we were married for one and a half. As my mom said When he was good you could not ask for a better man, but I was not put on this earth to be a punching bag. Had to leave him. Single and free