BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
It seems of late that there have been some competitions happening where the winner can receive a dinner for 6,also another competition where the winner receives 6 Steak Knives,
but wait, Theres more or shouldn’t there be more?
The competition where we could only choose 5 friends to take to a fancy restaurant as the first prize, many people said they had more than 5 friends.
Wouldn’t it stand to reason then, that if that person was to win 6 Steak Knives, they would need more, due to their having more than 5 friends?
I’m a little perplexed as to why anyone would enter such a competition if the prize could not be shared amongst all their friends.
Let’s say Miss 1a had 8 friends,
she would have to look for a competition that had a prize she could share 9 ways, (herself and 8 friends).
Then what about Mr 2b, he has 12 friends, so the only competition he could enter would be where he could share his prize 13 ways. (Himself and his 12 friends).
Of course, if you had only 3 friends and the prize was for 6,8,even 10 dinners, steak knives, pizzas or whatever, Then you would have to go and make more friends, after all we can't have too many friends can we.
Hang on, why look for more friends, as that would only limit the competitions you can enter, best to stay with the 3 you have and then enjoy your prize without feeling bad about not sharing with all your friends.
So maybe, it is wise for those of us that have more than 3 friends, should look at our friends and see which ones we can cut from the list,
as friends, I’m sure they would understand the reasoning behind our decision. If not, they probably shouldn’t be our friends in the first place.
Another option would be to have no friends, so you can enter any competition and never have to worry about sharing the prize with anyone.
But surely, we all deserve at least 1 friend. If only to share whatever prize we would win if we did in fact win a competition.
The only other alternative I see, is not to enter any competitions,
thus we wouldn’t have to worry about what the prize was, how many we would have to share it with, and even if it was a “real” prize.
After all, haven’t the competitions on here lately been make believe anyway. I hope that doesn’t mean our friendships here are make believe.
“Friendship
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything”.
I was bored and wrote this blog for laughs, please do not take it seriously. Relax and enjoy.
Make believe prizes will be given at random intervals during the life of this blog
Comments (124)
I've won enough of steak knives and toasters to last me a lifetime!
You've got anything interesting there?!?!?
you are correct,
and as the first person to comment, you have won the imaginary flight for 2 to New Caledonia.
There is plenty more in my imaginary bag of prizes, Look at what Nam just won.
All prizes will be given out at random.
Or will we go into a place whear we are not welcom..
Beside we are from the third class...
We do not mix with first class people...
Your blog topic is too funny...I will take the no friends option...just greedy!!
fly
At least you have class than no class!!
But Wait, theres more,
It's an all expense paid airfare and accommodation.
Free pick up from airport and delivery to Hotel.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, You have won 2 bottles of Jamaican Rum.
This is because you have missed it where you are.
Now if i was giving an imaginary prize for beauty, you wouls surely win it hands down, but i am afraid that people will then say i am favouring you.
So best you hang around until i find another reason to give you an imaginary prize.
Hey that sounds a little like black mail...hahahaha!!
Loulou, you have won a years worth of Broccoli.
Enjoy.
You can share it with friends or have it all to yourself.
your choice.
there couldnt possibly be, could there.
What an a**!!!...my favorite colour is green though...but not a vegetable...lol...
Dont wanna go home empty handed so can I have one year's worth of broccoli from you LouLou?
You have some steak knives to trade...I could find good use for them now!!!...
mind game in a way we could say it is manipulation
and the Fly will have notting to with manipulations...
even when we are drunk from wine..
For guessing correctly, (look at comment below yours
)you have also won a all expenses trip to your nearest Wendy's for 3 people.
But that was the next prize in the imaginary prize bag.
Besides, i didnt want anyone to think i play favourites.
After all you were one of the people i took to the dinner for 6 on Cats blog.
Do not be down, here you will find everyone is a winner.
Sooner or later.
now enjoy the Jamaican Rum you have won.
Do not despair, i am sure that there may be an imaginary prize coming your way before this blog reaches page 2.
please do not use the traded steak knives from mimi the way i think you intend too.
I found it difficult to make a list and not include some of my favorite people here...so I appreciate your thought of me...
of course, after all, a dog is a mans best "friend"
I forgot to tell you my plan with the steak knives...am I still your guest...hahaha
I cant be seen as playing favourites here.
Keep the broccoli for now, and i am sure that somewhere in my imaginary bag of prizes, i will find something else for you.
But you have to contribute something worth winning an imaginary prize.
best i can do.
I will take the steak knives...lol...
it would seem that you are easily pleased, But seeing as you took the "no friends" option, you will have 5 steak knives too many.
May i ask what you will do the the other 5.
Black magic...and hanging pictures...or taking aim...lol...
very imaginative.
For that you have won a 11 gold pass movie tickets to view the "GREEN" Lantern.
You will be treated as a V.I.P and be smothered with first class service.
The second movie at the same venue is the "GREEN Mile.
Enjoy.
It is about time...thanks!!
I did forgot to mention that it will only be you that receives the V.I.P treatment. Sorry, i should have read the fine print first.
The fine print...foiled again...lol...where are the others...
I thought the chance at winning imaginary prizes without entering a competition would be too good to pass up.
Enjoy your movies though.
Funny how they contained your favourite colour in the title of the movies.
I think there was also the fried "GREEN Tomatoes showing as well.