BUT WAIT, THERES MORE

It seems of late that there have been some competitions happening where the winner can receive a dinner for 6,
also another competition where the winner receives 6 Steak Knives,
but wait, Theres more or shouldn’t there be more?
The competition where we could only choose 5 friends to take to a fancy restaurant as the first prize, many people said they had more than 5 friends.
Wouldn’t it stand to reason then, that if that person was to win 6 Steak Knives, they would need more, due to their having more than 5 friends?
I’m a little perplexed as to why anyone would enter such a competition if the prize could not be shared amongst all their friends.
Let’s say Miss 1a had 8 friends,
she would have to look for a competition that had a prize she could share 9 ways, (herself and 8 friends).
Then what about Mr 2b, he has 12 friends, so the only competition he could enter would be where he could share his prize 13 ways. (Himself and his 12 friends).
Of course, if you had only 3 friends and the prize was for 6,8,even 10 dinners, steak knives, pizzas or whatever, Then you would have to go and make more friends, after all we can't have too many friends can we.
Hang on, why look for more friends, as that would only limit the competitions you can enter, best to stay with the 3 you have and then enjoy your prize without feeling bad about not sharing with all your friends.
So maybe, it is wise for those of us that have more than 3 friends, should look at our friends and see which ones we can cut from the list,
as friends, I’m sure they would understand the reasoning behind our decision. If not, they probably shouldn’t be our friends in the first place.
Another option would be to have no friends, so you can enter any competition and never have to worry about sharing the prize with anyone.
But surely, we all deserve at least 1 friend. If only to share whatever prize we would win if we did in fact win a competition.
The only other alternative I see, is not to enter any competitions,
thus we wouldn’t have to worry about what the prize was, how many we would have to share it with, and even if it was a “real” prize.
After all, haven’t the competitions on here lately been make believe anyway. I hope that doesn’t mean our friendships here are make believe.
“Friendship
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything”.

I was bored and wrote this blog for laughs, please do not take it seriously. Relax and enjoy.
Make believe prizes will be given at random intervals during the life of this blog