Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Aug 2014
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Just Saying

Q: Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone? A: Because it is too gross (2 x 144 - two gross).


Q: How is the moon like a dollar? A: They both have 4 quarters.


Q: Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills? A: They need to be changed.


Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your Age


Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!


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bungallow55
bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA
Aug 29, 2014●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments
#1
Seriously funny.laugh laugh beer
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Aug 29, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks Bung.handshake
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Aug 29, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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Yea, I'm a math book all on my lonesome..laugh
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
Aug 29, 2014●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
#4
What means of transportation do Vampires use?.....
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
Aug 29, 2014●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
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Blood Vessels......rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Aug 29, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Luke, then you have no problems.rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Aug 29, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Nam, very good.handshake
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
Aug 29, 2014●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
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What do you call a Taylor if you dont know his name?....
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
Aug 29, 2014●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
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Mr Sew and Sew.....rolling on the floor laughing
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bhadra
bhadra●Kathmandu, Central Nepal Nepal
Aug 29, 2014●1 Blogs●74 Comments
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Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your Age
frustrated unless i put my age balloon full of helium.rolling on the floor laughing

Tell me.
Q: What goes down and never comes up? A:
rolling on the floor laughing
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2ndgoround
2ndgoround●nearby, Texas USA
Aug 29, 2014●6 Blogs●244 Comments
#11
These are all good ones....laugh
and the ones posted in response are also...............laugh
rolling on the floor laughing thanks Jim for the blog...hug
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Aug 29, 2014●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
#12
Mind boggling my friend and yet how true it is.

Take care and it is raining like cats and dogs whre I am right now.

Just didn't have enough summer yet.

How are you my friend.
cheers
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Aug 29, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
#13
LJ,I will send PM.
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Aug 29, 2014●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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Q. Why are politicians like diapers?
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Aug 29, 2014●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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A. Both should be changed often...
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Aug 29, 2014●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
#16
...for the same reason! devil
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