A Few Facts Of Life

Sex has not changed in any significant way during the last 5000 years. There are still 378 styles – some styles may have variations and sub styles – and man facing woman on her back is still the most popular. And making babies is still the second most popular reason for having sex.

Something that did change is the way of obtaining sex. Gone are the days when you could show your admiration for a woman by clubbing her over the head before dragging her home to service her before she recovers with a headache.

These days you have to woe her for hours, day, weeks or even months – depending on her resistance – with expensive dinners, flowers and other gifts. Not even to mention all the nice words you have to tell her, even when you know that you’re not meaning it. Things you would never usually say or do; all for a little byte of that fur burger.

The excuses for not having sex have also changed. Whereas the woman used to be too “knocked out” to complain about her headache, it now is the most popular excuse used by women. Men, on the other hand, use less subtle excuses like falling asleep on their stomachs or watching a late night game on TV.

Then, of course there is the latest innovation called cyber sex but unless we see some drastic new inventions to get it closer to reality, I cannot see it staying. Conventional sex, like the wheel or a mousetrap, has proved itself to be a winner and cannot be displaced by something else unless if it proofs to be much better. Now what can be better than the real thing?

So times have gone harder. If you are going to make it, you will to have to play the game right. Yes that is all it is; just a game. Very similar to playing bridge; if you don’t have a good partner then you better have a good hand if you want to score below the line. We all know that scoring above the line is just bonus and does not add to rubber at all.

There are many other parallels; we only need to apply them. Like when you are turned down when applying for credit. There is no point fighting about it. It is the same with sex. Some get it and others don’t. Just accept it as such. Try taking up bridge. It can be a very satisfying game.

It is the same as with your banking account. You have to keep on making deposits into it to keep it liquid and it is a known fact that once you withdraw, you lose interest.

In conclusion, I think, it is safe to say that sex is with us to stay and it is not likely to change much during the next 5000 years. Unless if we, as humans, can take the next step up the evolution ladder so a woman can deposit her egg in a public place and hope for a passing male to fertilize it in passing. But somehow that sounds like a step in the wrong direction. Maybe I must check the evolution ladder again.


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