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Husband's rules for the newly wedded wife


A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
I'll be home when I want
If I want, and at what time I want he insisted

And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules, he said.

"Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

Have a good day friend also a fantastic week end!
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Comments (3)

So that's what you get when you marry a man off a dating website rolling on the floor laughing
Z...good one.laugh teddybear
cosy yeah I think so laugh
Hi fruithug hug

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