jokes

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
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@ jamil1771 - wave .. OK, just a little bit funny.... these are jokes that 6-8 year-old children bring home from school.... doh

... grin cheers
Hans....give the man kid a break...laugh
He still looks like a kid...doh
Wait he's 30...wow
yes ur all right
every one here is child with full of fear.
no one ready to belive on each others
@ jamil1771 - wave .. Do you know any adult jokes or riddles, if you have some good ones we would love to read them..... conversing

.... grin cheers
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jamil1771

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