"ABORT THE MISSION!(REPEAT)ABORT THE MISSION!"

You have just lifted off from the Planet Pluto(Even though humanity says its uninhabitable)You and your fellow Plutonians are on a Fact Finding Mission to the Planet Earth..How do you know about Earth?..Well..At one time you had a Visitor there from Earth(Major Nam)and his Dog Canine..They seemed nice enough so you want to know more........Youre traveling at the speed of Light as you whoosh through Space and Time......Soon theres a sorta Blue looking Planet ahead in the far distance(The head Plutonian says"Defense Shields up").."Prepare for disembarcation"..And you are picked as the head Scout ..the one who will step off 1st by yourself to investigate this Planet inhabited by Humans........"We have Touchdown "says the Computerized system...."reverse Thrusters on".....And then......."Land fall..We have Land fall"...You make sure your Spacegun is in proper working order as you wait for the gates of Exploration to open....This is it!...First Contact!..........The Gtes of Exploration open and you step out as you say.."One step for Pluto".."One giant step for Plutos Kind"....You go down the steps and you stand there amongst the sand dunes(Its hot here you can feel that)..(And its quiet)...And then ..Kaboom!!!!..There are bombs dropping in the distance...And in the distance you see these figures running with stilong sticks in their hands(Rifles)..And theyre all yellin in some language"God is Great!)..And some start falling to the ground..Bombs are going off..Theres gun fire..Screaming ..Yelling ...Youre hair stands on youre head...You run back in..seal the door and report to the Commander what youve seen and heard...He gives the order.."Thrusters..full ahead"..Lets get the Hell outta here!"....And you Plutonians leave faster than you got there........And thats why we Humans have never seen an Alien to this very Day....... ....