I've stretched it & now it's too long !

As this is an over 18's site I should be safe to talk about this uh oh I remember when it happened as if it were yesterday, though in reality it happened in about 1956 sigh The house where I was born in London had a high wall around it but in the middle were pillars so I could peek through & see the world go by, not that there was ever much activity it being a quiet road, anyway it must have been summer as I was looking through the gaps when a group of older boys came along, they must have been the local gang of "tearaways" as without any warning whatsoever they turned my life inside out, not a thought for my sanity they stopped & one of them said those words, the most feared words a boy of four could ever hear " You know there is no Santa Claus " , well I was stunned but still held on to the forlorn hope they were wrong & rushed inside to consult my mother, I can't now remember what she said but my parents went on with the fraud for years after, but deep down inside I knew it was true, I had been born into a world without Santa wow doh Or had I, on the BBC news last night they showed Santa's progress around the world & you can now even track him on Google professor But just to be on the safe side this year I decided, just in case he didn't arrive, that I should solve my biggest problem myself, I've been stretching it longer & longer in the last few years, to the point where it's too hard to use, I consulted a specialist & he told me I'd over done it with the file on my teeth as well as over stretching it, well what did he expect, you need sharp teeth help there was nothing else I could do but treat myself to a new chain for my chainsaw dancingsanta gingerbread

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zman

I would like to watch it if it is any good...

ek
I hope your day is going well...merry xmas to you!!


wine christmas happy
Hey Zman, we too had Strawberry trifle for dessert today ...smitten smitten
It was very YUMMY!!!!! grin

Hope you have had a great day!!! yay
We got presents but it was mostly something like new pajamas or something we anyway need and that parents are suppose to provide. Birthdays were when you got the good stuff.
ek
My family wasn't poor but I used to open Xmas gifts together with my sister because we would get the same gift but a different colour...no real surprise...moping
Wallops, I'm going to my neighbours today for drinks & tapa, there's bound to be a huge bowl of trifle heart beating If Martin Luther King could have a dream so can I grin
Ek, things have gone full circle, I used to hate getting things like that for Christmas, but this year I got some new hankies & I'm over the moon about it, just what I wanted cheering banana
Hankies Z......rolling on the floor laughing ......noone uses those anymore....grin
Jazz, I could give the long debate about the environment & how the world has ended up the way it is professor but all that aside I just prefer a nice soft cotton hankie laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
And when you,ve used it...you put it back in your pocket.... grin
Jazz, I'm 62 & it hasn't killed me........yet rolling on the floor laughing
Beach, that sounds like a load of hubble bubble toil & trouble hmmm I just stick them in the washing machine giggle wine
Butters, dancingsanta Merry Christmas gingerbread
Zman... what else do you put in that washing machine with your hankies ? Do you have to replace that machine every year ?rolling on the floor laughing
Beach, as I never add such things as Eye of newt, and toe of frog, rather just clothes I find the machine lasts ages professor gingerbread
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Originally from the UK I retired & moved to Spain 20 years ago, whilst it's not paradise it's probably as close as I'll ever come to it, living on a mountain with the sea in front & mountains behind & 320 days of sunshine a year. Still reasonably fit [read more]

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