Rules of the House

If you sleep on it...make it up.

If you wear it...hang it up.

If you drop it...pick it up.

If you eat out of it...wash it.

If you spill it...wipe it up.

If you turn it on...turn it off.

If you open it...close it.

If you move it...put it back.

If you break it...repair it.

If you empty it...fill it up.

If it rings...answer it.

If it howls...feed it.

If it cries...love it.

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Oooohhhhhhh Jim!! I do only half of those!! blushing blushing blushing giggle giggle giggle wave hug bouquet
This on the wall of most good Midwestern homes.
Now here u can make a bundle

Have it nicely printed up with some appropriate pics to go with it.

Now send them to one of these curio shops here for sale.

My sons can do with a plaque like that in each room plus the kitchen.

Ull make milllions.
Well Mimi, you will have to learn to do the other half.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Bun, I don't know if they are in other homes. I haven't checked.confused
Snook, hate to burst your bubble...but the sayings are copywrighted.
Hey Jim, where'd ya get my New Year resolution list?laugh thumbs up
waveThanks Jim, Good Rulers, I like thus and would like to paste it on the wall of my house.
cheering cheering
Luke,

I thought I was the only one with these rules.confused
Mimi,

Back at you.tongue tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Go for it Xuan.thumbs up
I'm not asking u to go against copywrite laws.

U get permission to distribute american saying in sa

And make some pocket money.

Everyone can use it

Or r u already a billionaire.
No Snooks, I am not wealthy! I'm not interested in promoting this. Maybe Bunbun is?
Gjimmie
Be nice to Snookums3!
She just trying to help you! And stop you from being poor.....ssh! moping
Sir, yes sir! laugh
Hey Jim wave I should make a billboard of this for my girls and send the maid on leave. Thank you..laugh hug :
Thanks Jim, a practice that clears out irresponsible and lack of common sense in our daily lives.
if it is posted....read it.

interesting. cheers
Hello GJ,

If everyone in a household lived by those rules, keeping a place clean and well organized would be no problem. I must admit, I have been in homes that seemed like they have never heard of even one of those household rules. laugh
Johnny, I have too. Some really disgusting places!
I've had this plaque in my house for the last thirty years at least. Not sure why... oh yes, back then there were kids at home doh No need for it any more.. I do it all dunno
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