Eureka!! I Found The Reason!
A recent inventory of the parts of our blog press revealed that most of the parts were either missing or unserviceable and I must make an urgent appeal to all the guilty parties to return those parts so we can get the blog press running on all cylinders again.
According to my information
Zman took the plunge and has not returned it yet.
Angel grabbed the opportunity and made off with it.
Jim hit the road and it has a bend in it.
Mimi stole the show and is baking cupcakes with it.
Ken broke the record and it is now useless.
Wallops beat the odds and it cracked.
Johnny lost the way and we can find it nowhere.
Snooky took the chance and squandered it.
Vivian broke the ice and it melted.
Usha split the difference and mislaid one of the pieces
Kalpataru took the brunt and has been missing since.
Ccincy lost the bet and it is still missing
Flutterby broke the curse and it is ruined for ever.
Lukie lost the track when it fell of his bike.
Hans broke the silence and it needs to be repaired.
Teenameena closed the deal and we cannot get it open again.
Calleis took the gamble and lost it.
Minerva spilled the beans and it is all over the floor.
KNenach seized the initiative and ran away with it.
Phoenix lost the momentum and it cannot be located anywhere.
Loulou broke the date and some of the pieces are missing.
Ummka took the hint and mislaid it somewhere.
Lindsy dropped the subject and it is no longer working.
Nidifugous dropped the case and it is broken.
Some unidentified body kicked the bucket and left a dent in it.
Management is still missing the point and needs it badly.
If anybody took or damaged any parts of the blog press that is not mentioned in the list, please own up and return it as soon as possible. With all these missing parts, it is no wonder that the blog production is down. So come on guys & dolls, our blog press cannot work without the parts. Let’s get these things back so we can get up to full production again.
No, don’t look at me. I took nothing. With only the blame left to pilfer, I’d be very foolish to take it. However, I did blow the whistle but it is still working. Ok!
A grand day to ya all.
Comments (64)
The big deal was to get the blog press going again. I've been wheeling and dealing but still cannot reopen the deal after you closed it.
I believe the CS server as well as their main office is in Texas. Last when I checked they were still part of the US of A but one never knows when they will pull a Scotland trick on the federal government.
You'll Right! My Bad. ...
Total: $1000
Ps.
Sshhiittttt! Do Happen.....
Ken. >I Know! Right?....
No, you're not. I just don't yet know the extend of the damage you caused. You better own up before I find out what it is.
As our New Year of Sheep come next month, I am just saving my momentum to prepare counting Sheep.
Returning the opportunity is the important part here but if you insist, you can send the $1,000 via PayPal. It will be most welcome but don't feel obliged to do so. BTW What dollars are we taking about. Zim, Oz, US, Bd or what?
Yes, very hard. They mill around like sheep and counting is problematic.
Usa dollars!....
duh!....
And he will blog from the jail library...
you like ?
My eyesight is very poor and I had to go to your profile to see the pic. The pool sure looks inviting but I can see very little of you. Nope, I prefer your previous pic. There I could see your face.
......... Because!.......
I'm sure he'll see the light after a few hours in a dark cell. But where is he? Other days by this time he's normally around. Am I a bit early or is he circumventing his obligations.
No airports?
Ok, I'll travel with the pony express. Nothing makes me feel more at home than the smell of stale horse manure.
LOVE it!!!!!
This is the reason I stay on CS ... Times like this
The ODDS are you will break the 100 comments Mark and steak knives will be awarded
I do like horse riding, but more for relaxation and not as a means of transport.
No one killed the mood yet.
Flattery is going to get you nowhere but carry on. I don't want to interfere with your lip service but what do you intend to do about the cracked odds? Vandalism of this nature cannot go on unchecked.
It sounds as if your taking a holiday. If so, enjoy it!
Cupcakes for everyone!
Have to go out in Kilkenny and catch up with people next weekend.
That is what they all say. Looks as if everybody attended Hillary's night school for executive
liarsspeakers.Enjoy it just the same and thanks for the cupcake. I took the liberty of taking one as it passed through en route to England.
Don't as me how I managed to reroute it via Capetown.
Unforgivable! I'm so sorry, I should pay more attention to the time zones. It is enough to crystallize the honey on your toast.
Thank you!!!!
I'm just going to hide under the table with these now... NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!
I should do some work but I would be more interested in cup cakes.
Better get going.