Why Some Men Have Dogs....And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's
name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
12. If a dog
smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. Dogs won't criticize your driving.
And last, but
not least:
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
stuff.
To test this
fact:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you!
Comments (33)
I think I'm the exception, no dog
and no wife
I know better than that, I know how to put the dog
out of the house when barking too much
and I know how to put wife out of the house
when asking too much about money
1. they have no problem expressing affection in public
2. Miss you when you're not there
3. Look guilty when they've done something wrong
4. Don't brag who they slept with
5. Don't criticize your friends
6. Don't feel threatened by your intelligence
7. Understand the word No
8. Can be house-trained
9. A middle-aged dog won't abandon you for a younger owner
10 they don't mind you doing all the driving, and won't stand on the imaginary brakes
They mean it when they kiss you.
killing husbands to collect life insurance?
that's why I never buy life insurance is an invitation
for black widows
Can't close down CS! To many strays!
How are you? Write me on priv email.
you're smart woman
I found one but it was neighbor cat
You got a dog? I prefer to get a man still..
of black widows, some are in jail, some on the loose
Rolf
Some good ones Jim.
How are you doing since your birthday? Any headaches or regrets?
Do you have a dog?
It was a family party and great to catch up with everyone. I met some friends for a quiet catch-up in the evening which was good, too.
I might save the wild partying for next Saturday.
Here they prefer a Dog as better,than a Wife,what a man having at least a strong Libido can not accept,so I just wondered if they have already lost their Libido?
I had a hell of a big Doberman,but it died from Rat poison some 2 years ago and now when I was reading this Blog,then I have to think at least 10 times before I take a new Dog,because in life you always has to give up something,when you get something new and if it is my Li....................and........................no way. LOL.
Rolf
I can't imagine how many time you have to think to take (me as) a new wife...
You are too funny.
A man has to have both, a wife and a dog....just in case
Very true! I trusted my wife so much that I let her go and kept the dog.
What do you mean by " just in case"? Again I am innocent.. Pls explain..
I hear yah!
But! I already have that too...
Hmmmmmm,so you mean that I have to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink so many times before I take you to my Fife??????? You mean that if my Libido is strong enough????? Wooow,I have to go and by immediately the ticket to Cocos Islands.
Rolf
Great blog...
the two dogs together looks perfect.
Rolf