You Don’t Understand Us.
The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases.
You really look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous today.
I want sex tonight.
I love you.
I want sex and I want it now.
You are pretty when you wake up.
I know you're probably going to be late for work, but I want sex before we get up.
You look just fine.
You look ghastly but I don’t want you sulking all day and I still want sex tonight.
Why don’t you and the kids visit your mother this afternoon and leave the kids there for the night?
I want to play pool this afternoon while you’re with your mom and have uninhibited sex tonight while the kids are not around.
I want to spend a quiet afternoon at home today.
I want to watch the game on TV and have sex afterwards.
We must spend more quality time together.
We don’t have sex often enough.
Of course I’ll massage your feet.
Great! We always have sex afterwards.
Must I fix the shower today?
What is the hurry? We never have sex in the shower.
I’ll fix the stove as soon as I get a chance.
Call the electrician. I won’t get a chance because I must fix the bed that we broke last night. I know you don’t like having sex on the floor.
I’ll fix the toilet later.
Later is an unspecified time. I don’t like this job and will do it as soon as we are up to our ears in the shit. We don’t need a toilet to have sex.
I’ll see what I can do.
Call the plumber. I don’t know how to fix toilets and I don’t want to smell poo all the time while we have sex.
Well, these are just a few but I’m sure it will be of great assistance. It should help to translate a lot of other phrases. Once you get to understand our basic needs, it becomes easy. Women like to think the men only think about sex but the above clearly demonstrates that it is not so.
You have a great day out there.
Comments (73)
I have a headache...lol...
You think they'd still buy it?!?!?
Either that or I am washing my hair...
Hmm
On a thick rug in front of the fireplace.
I have a whole box of pain killers.
Noooo!! I can't use that one coz my hair is short!!
Unfortunately, can't find a fireplace in Malaysia....
The nearest we have of a fireplace is a barbecue pit.....in the open
Nope, a Barbeque pit won't do.
Now you must know how I felt after writing it.
You need a foot massage perhaps?
Why Angel gets a foot massage and I ain't get any?!?!?
You have been very scarce lately. Glad you found it funny.
Because you and I have the benefit of the barbeque pit.
Oh yesssss....in the open..with stars and the moon as our witness..
Ok, talking about stars, I wanna go and eat some Honey Star cereal now..
Hiya Dream
See, if you don't have an headache, you're hungry.
fixing to go to work, everyone have a great day
But of course I will fix it for you. Providing that you help to hold my tools while I labor in the shower. It is not a pleasant job to work alone in a shower.
What kind of question is that?
It was quite a productive day.
I paid you an compliment,
I told you that I love you,
I pacified you,
I allowed you to visit your mom (btw if she still alive
I allowed you to catch up with your sewing while I watched the game,
I suggested that we spend more time together,
I massaged your feet
I looked at the shower and rescheduled it,
I fixed the bed,
I advised you to call a plumber and
I told you to call an electrician.
In the 365 words I counted in the blog, I used the S-word only 12 times. That is like having the S-word only once a month... and then you still question us.
I noticed the absence of men until you arrived. I wonder if my fellow men are upset with me for snitching on them?
As long as you understand that two people are needed to fix the shower.
Yep, and now that the cat is out the bag nobody can complain that they bought a cat in a bag.
have a good one my friend
Some men are very easy to understand.
I'm a big fan of just saying what I want and what I mean - that way he gets me no bother.
We are all the same and once you can understand on of us, you can understand all of us.
Hmm, so you say that when you say 'nothing' it means 'nothing' and not 'something'.
If I mean something, I simply say it. Even if he would have preferred some cryptic waffling.
Thanks for the heads up!
Your hair looks nice today.
You look stunning without your makeup.
What's a headache
Hmm, I thought I heard something like that but I was not sure. Still sad new to me though. She was a merry old soul.
I believe it is a medical condition with some women that interferes with the normal reproductive functions of the female body. It is also a synonym for 'no'.