You Don’t Understand Us.

The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases.professor


You really look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous today.
I want sex tonight.

I love you.
I want sex and I want it now.

You are pretty when you wake up.
I know you're probably going to be late for work, but I want sex before we get up.

You look just fine.
You look ghastly but I don’t want you sulking all day and I still want sex tonight.

Why don’t you and the kids visit your mother this afternoon and leave the kids there for the night?
I want to play pool this afternoon while you’re with your mom and have uninhibited sex tonight while the kids are not around.

I want to spend a quiet afternoon at home today.
I want to watch the game on TV and have sex afterwards.

We must spend more quality time together.
We don’t have sex often enough.

Of course I’ll massage your feet.
Great! We always have sex afterwards.

Must I fix the shower today?
What is the hurry? We never have sex in the shower.

I’ll fix the stove as soon as I get a chance.
Call the electrician. I won’t get a chance because I must fix the bed that we broke last night. I know you don’t like having sex on the floor.

I’ll fix the toilet later.
Later is an unspecified time. I don’t like this job and will do it as soon as we are up to our ears in the shit. We don’t need a toilet to have sex.

I’ll see what I can do.
Call the plumber. I don’t know how to fix toilets and I don’t want to smell poo all the time while we have sex.

Well, these are just a few but I’m sure it will be of great assistance. It should help to translate a lot of other phrases. Once you get to understand our basic needs, it becomes easy. Women like to think the men only think about sex but the above clearly demonstrates that it is not so.laugh
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You have a great day out there.wave
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You always have a bloody headache.very mad
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cat
Today I have a migraine...lol...wine
Hi Lou
Yer driving me to bad women and cheap wine.rolling on the floor laughing
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cat
Enjoy...lol...you do have pain pills after all...wine flirty
Hi Lou
I'll probably have more need for penicillin.doh
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cat
hahaha...lol...laugh good luck to you!!wine
Depends who wants to relieve the headache Cat. wink laugh
Lou
One has to be VERY careful in Africa, There are things crawling around here that penicillin cannot fix.help
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Hi KN
Hmm, I suspected that it was a selective headache.laugh
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wow WOWwow
I just received a birthday card a week early but oh boy, what a card.

A cute pic
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But it was the words on there that rocked me. Thank you very much though I don't merit all that neon paint.
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WTF Cat, Now I do understand you!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing And I learnt from one of Luke's blogs that WTF stands for Well, That Fantastic.grin hug
cat
That's a cool cat...happy early b-day to you!!wine balloons
Hi Usha
Well, that's fantastic.confused

I'm trying to make a sentence with Well, that's fantastic.

WTF (well, that's fantastic) are you telling me?rolling on the floor laughing
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Hi Lou
Why don't we just wait for it. Only seven days to go.yay
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Cat, Well that's fantastic we understand each other's needs now. And don't you worry about a thing Cat, I know how to use yellow pages, so I don't expect any handyman fixing from you. wink innocent
Hi Usha
Eischhh, there goes my bubble.doh

Just when I thought my services were in high demand.laugh
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HI Cat,

There goes your dream of fixing something for Usha.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Good blog!thumbs up
@Cat
Hey, did You need to post this on a public place,...?

Every woman will take note on this and we have to come up with something 'new',... (too bad), (hum)
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Humiliating Jim, humiliating.rolling on the floor laughing

A crushing defeat by the hand of a woman. Oh, the hurt and shame of rejection! I'll never get over it.doh
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Hi Jack.
(its a good thing we're not on a plane.laugh )

Nope, this place is good enough. You can be sure that somebody will 'improve' on it within a week or so.
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Eish Cat, you didn't understand me. I was implying that when there are handy men to fix stuff, why us women expect our partners to do it. Can't we have some extra quality time instead of fixing time.grin

Jimmy, I did not reject Cat, Instead I offered him extra quality time.laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Just kidding!!!!grin
Hi Usha
Thank heavens, you just helped me over it. My heart is on the heal, my feelings no longer hurt and the humiliation is forgotten.

It is ok to get a handyman to do the job but you must first ask me to do it so I can convey my needs to you. We are very insecure creatures and need to be needed.
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Hi Lindsy
I agree, it does not have to be every day. Sunday afternoon is a bonus. We are quite happy with every night.grin
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Catfoot i need to copy and paste this to a few of my female companion laugh laugh laugh laugh
Hi Cupiidd
You do that my friend. As you can see, it is just a communication gap. Once they understand what we are saying, they're quite willing. rolling on the floor laughing
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Sunday afternoon = Afternoon delight smitten smitten smitten
Hi kitten. Today reading your blog, I expect early spring.
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Hi Dream
Quite so.thumbs up laugh
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Hi Ummka
Yes, we're heading towards an early winter. Already the nights are getting cooler. This was not a very hot summer. So much for global warming.doh

What kind of car is that!?wow
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You are a loveable, mischievous 'rogue', catfoot!devil devil
Hi Montpellier
I know.blushing
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For me, Catfoot, you wit and humour, your sensitive recollections. your serious moments of remorse prevail, throughout your writings: this leads me to believe that you are an honourable man- of which there are but few!
Ah, Montpellier
Just keep on painting with the honey brush. It makes me feel real good. Tn fact, I'm starting to grow wings.angel laugh

I hope they don't scorch when I meet with the devil rolling on the floor laughing

But thank you for such a favorable appraisal. I'm not always sure if I deserve it.hmmm
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I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less. Otherwise I’m easy to please, flexible, accommodating and forgiving. I cool down as fast what I get cross. I hate it when people lie to me. I’m hooked to my laptop, but [read more]

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