You Don’t Understand Us.
The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases.You really look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous today.
I want sex tonight.
I love you.
I want sex and I want it now.
You are pretty when you wake up.
I know you're probably going to be late for work, but I want sex before we get up.
You look just fine.
You look ghastly but I don’t want you sulking all day and I still want sex tonight.
Why don’t you and the kids visit your mother this afternoon and leave the kids there for the night?
I want to play pool this afternoon while you’re with your mom and have uninhibited sex tonight while the kids are not around.
I want to spend a quiet afternoon at home today.
I want to watch the game on TV and have sex afterwards.
We must spend more quality time together.
We don’t have sex often enough.
Of course I’ll massage your feet.
Great! We always have sex afterwards.
Must I fix the shower today?
What is the hurry? We never have sex in the shower.
I’ll fix the stove as soon as I get a chance.
Call the electrician. I won’t get a chance because I must fix the bed that we broke last night. I know you don’t like having sex on the floor.
I’ll fix the toilet later.
Later is an unspecified time. I don’t like this job and will do it as soon as we are up to our ears in the shit. We don’t need a toilet to have sex.
I’ll see what I can do.
Call the plumber. I don’t know how to fix toilets and I don’t want to smell poo all the time while we have sex.
Well, these are just a few but I’m sure it will be of great assistance. It should help to translate a lot of other phrases. Once you get to understand our basic needs, it becomes easy. Women like to think the men only think about sex but the above clearly demonstrates that it is not so.
You have a great day out there.
Comments (73)
Today I have a migraine...lol...
Yer driving me to bad women and cheap wine.
Enjoy...lol...you do have pain pills after all...
I'll probably have more need for penicillin.
hahaha...lol... good luck to you!!
One has to be VERY careful in Africa, There are things crawling around here that penicillin cannot fix.
Hmm, I suspected that it was a selective headache.
I just received a birthday card a week early but oh boy, what a card.
A cute pic
But it was the words on there that rocked me. Thank you very much though I don't merit all that neon paint.
That's a cool cat...happy early b-day to you!!
Well, that's fantastic.
I'm trying to make a sentence with Well, that's fantastic.
WTF (well, that's fantastic) are you telling me?
Why don't we just wait for it. Only seven days to go.
Eischhh, there goes my bubble.
Just when I thought my services were in high demand.
There goes your dream of fixing something for Usha.
Good blog!
Hey, did You need to post this on a public place,...?
Every woman will take note on this and we have to come up with something 'new',... (too bad), (hum)
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A crushing defeat by the hand of a woman. Oh, the hurt and shame of rejection! I'll never get over it.
(its a good thing we're not on a plane. )
Nope, this place is good enough. You can be sure that somebody will 'improve' on it within a week or so.
Jimmy, I did not reject Cat, Instead I offered him extra quality time.
Just kidding!!!!
Thank heavens, you just helped me over it. My heart is on the heal, my feelings no longer hurt and the humiliation is forgotten.
It is ok to get a handyman to do the job but you must first ask me to do it so I can convey my needs to you. We are very insecure creatures and need to be needed.
I agree, it does not have to be every day. Sunday afternoon is a bonus. We are quite happy with every night.
You do that my friend. As you can see, it is just a communication gap. Once they understand what we are saying, they're quite willing.
Quite so.
Yes, we're heading towards an early winter. Already the nights are getting cooler. This was not a very hot summer. So much for global warming.
What kind of car is that!?
I know.
Just keep on painting with the honey brush. It makes me feel real good. Tn fact, I'm starting to grow wings.
I hope they don't scorch when I meet with the
But thank you for such a favorable appraisal. I'm not always sure if I deserve it.