Bedroom Etiquette!

Is there, or should there be such a thing as bedroom etiquette?

What for you are the do’s and dont’s in the bedroom?
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I don't have a bedroom..I sleep on the floor in the living room. True story. blues moping
I'd call it an etiquette of esthetics professor letting go any kind of gases and uncared feet would be on top of my "total-no-goes" list.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks for that Ian
my mate, when dating a women always looks at their feet.. if they don't come up to his standards then they are out the door. Thats why he has no passion for asians who wear flip flops, as he says their feet spread apart wearing flip flops , and their toes have big gaps in them. He relates this to someone just having walked out the bush....rolling on the floor laughing
Ian

Your mate obviously never dated enough of Asian women snooty snooty snooty

Here's a pic of my feet and I have been wearing flip flops my entire life! mumbling

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Ian, not only my toes are chubby, my whole body is chubby too!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@Ian
Are you fit or fat?
@Dream
Chubby is good... warmer to snuggle up too and more cuddly!
@outside
Coffee and cigarettes in bed... acceptable?
Fat no.. Bit of a belly but I'm working on it
Sola

blushing blushing blushing

Bobikins used to tell me this, "The chubbier you are, the more to love" smitten smitten smitten
@Dream
I thought "B" was history
@ Solamente, I'm willing to accept the coffee as long I don't have to make it but the cigarettes are a total no go in and outside the bedroom. Gee, I'm starting to get why you're single laugh hug
@outside
Hahahahaha.... I can see you have some strict rules and a sharp tongue to go with them.

Oh! BTW.... I'm not single
To me big is.. The heigh and the weight is proportional. The taller the heavier...

fat is not proportional.
@Ian

Hmmmmmm.... Chubby me thinks!... Best you get undressed in the dark! dancing
Wow.... Well done IAN...

Last time 178cm/105kgs... Now?
Bedroom etiquette? Don't bark orders. Say what you like but accept if the other looks less than thrilled at the idea
Hi again Sola,

Well......I just put 'B' aside for the time being grin Until I can get my feelings sorted out.

I miss him a lot though.... An impossible man to forget, that 'B'.... blues moping sigh
@Vivian
Yeah! I'm not keen on women that bark orders, OutsideofBali seem like one of those.










(Outsideofbali... Just kidding) dancing
107kgs ??....
@Vivian
Shame about that.... as for me ... well I cant see through the steam!
Woof woof?!?!?
What's up DC?

What 107 IAN?? Look like nearly 90.
@Amornthep - worst part of dating a non-smoker! They just roll over and go to sleep. That's one of the best part, curled up and relaxed and utterly content, watching the twin glows in the dark

@Sola - steam? blues rolling on the floor laughing
Grrrrrrrrrr........
It's all on my a**??
Ken

Any papers to be signed? Just like those in '50 Shades of Grey'?!?

giggle giggle giggle wave
Exactly Vivian... After that can be continued to the next sequel banana
Niayana, each time you called out 'Solly', I couldn't help but giggled!

Think I told you this before, I said 'Solly' to my friends, not 'Sorry' coz Chinese supposedly can't pronounce the 'R'...doh

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I'd like to comment but I've got to go & move 2 laundry baskets first professor laugh rolling on the floor laughing
@ Ken, good point and let's not forget the importance of a mutual agreed on safety word wink
Hi Dream,imagine Solly with a Chinese girlfriend,it will be Solly Solly all the waylaugh
Errrr...Zman, would you be needing any help?? batting batting batting rollers
Gosh!!! I nearly died laughing here, Niayana!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Eating biscuits of toast in bed as crumbs between the sheets can be very uncomfortable.
Ken

Just like Viv here, I'm like.. shock shock shock wow wow wow

I even love the name, 'Black Rose Society'! smitten

Sounds very mysterious and intriguing.......daydream



Viv

That was funny giggle giggle giggle wave
For a woman to be clean and smell fresh, never hurt anybody. grin
don't criticize or laugh at another persons' featureswow
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