OVER, UNDER, 2 OR 3 PLY

Finally, at last, the enduring debate over whether the toilet paper should go over or under the roll has been settled with the emergence of an 1891 patent design of the modern toilet roll.

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As old as modernity, the argument that has been known to be responsible for divorces and shouting matches between family members has been settled by 124 year old visual evidence.


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The toilet paper roll patent, registered by Seth Wheeler of New York in 1891 clearly shows that the paper should go over and not under.

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With the toilet paper issue now settled, we should now concentrate on other important First World arrangement problems, such as double – ply or triple – ply, or should the milk or Tea be poured first, or whether socks or pants should be put on first.

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simmo
Hard choices...lol...but I thought 2 ply is a must...first ply will simply not do...and I like my milk poured first before the tea...and the cup warmed before...lol...as for the dressing part...socks first!!...glad you posted this good debate topic!!wine laugh
Lou, Lovely to see you hear.
I know we all have preferences as to Milk first or tea first, and as for socks or pants mmmm.
But i would like to find the definitive answers to these questions, then maybe mankind can rest in peace.doh
My self i add milk to my coffee before the hot water, as i dont wish to burn the coffee, have you ever heard how the coffee screams when you add the water first.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
simmo
Good to hear from you...coffee screams could be another debate topic...it could be a hot one...lol...laugh scold wine
simmo
That could be culturally sensitive...as people use hands to eat...and the other one to wipe...lol...wine
Sorry Simmo, I am not going to let you go have tea or dress up, until you solve another big toilet issue. You are going to be stuck in the toilet for few more days/ weeks/ months/ years or for ever.doh laugh laugh
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Have a lovely day and hope you can solve the problem fast.grin

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Usha, heart beating heart beating
Simple really, grin
It is easier for the ladies to lower the seat than it is for us men to raise the seat. help

Besides, ladies can always sit on the porcelain and dont necessarily need the seat down.

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But when did we ever promise to make life easy for you.???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No you should still put it down. It's just the way we want. And NO, we are not ready to feel the porcelain. We women are more accustomed to plastic.uh oh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Just kidding.
According to Feng shui it is best kept covered. So I actually have no problem with Toilet seat. grin Just close the lid altogether. That will do.hug
Usha,
Yes i agree, put the lid down altogether.wine
Ah, thank you Simmo for sharing this useless piece of information laugh

As for the other important issues you've raised, me thinks it's going to take longer than 124 years to solve...

Nice to you back blogging hug
* to see you even doh
Not too long from now toilet paper will become a thing of the past.

The new toilets after using will wash you out with cold or warm water then you wilbe dryed with warm air or cold air:

Then the debate wilbe .Do we like tobe dryed with hot air or cold air ?
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i don't think i could ever be found guilty of supplying useful information. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh

As for finding the answers for the rest, i think i will leave that upto others to find the definitive answers. sigh
Fly
i think the french have already invented that type of toilet. confused dunno
ek
You could be right...lol...no one likes toilet paper that breaks!!...wine
Ekself
Here in Australia we actually have toilet paper available in 4 ply.
Go figure. doh
Ah lads....just when we thought things could not get any lower (excusing the pun)... they actually can.....i am jealous of people who only have this subject left to worry about in life....
@ Simmo1 - wave .. Scotties come in three choices, 3 ply, 2 ply and oops!...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Some people have toilets with seats? How decadent is that?
OgGoDeo
How boring would life be, if we didnt spend sometime (very little in fact) in trying to solve some of the great mysteries of our time.dunno cheers
Ken,
If we remove the seats from all toilets, then men and women would not have the ongoing argument of
"Seat up, Seat down"
Maybe it's best all seats were removed for peace sake. confused doh
It would certainly be healthier for the overweight folk to learn how to squat again. :)
@ Simmo1 - confused .. The only 'Dawn' joke that I know is:

Q) Why does Bobby Limb get up so early each morning?

A) So he can get up the crack of Dawn..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing


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Hans, Most people wouldn't know "Bobby or Dawn Limb". help
@ Simmo1 - wave .. They do now..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing hole



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simmo
The debate continues...and the jokes...what other debate topic you want to discuss that is relevant?...wine
I wish I knew. sad flower May you rest in peace my dear friend.
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