Joke of the day - twice as much
An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-upand to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure.
The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,
BUT your ex spouse will get double anything you get."
The explorer agreed,
and said "I wish I had a beautiful mansion."
The genie granted it, but the explorer's ex got two mansions.
The explorer said "for my second wish, I would like 10 million dollars."
The genie again granted it and the explorer's ex got twenty million dollars.
Then the explorer said, "for my third and final wish,
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....................... .
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........I would like to be scared half to death."
I hope everyone here has been doing excellent and having a terrific day.
Comments (5)
I'm so glad to see you....
Oh! Nice joke.
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