"THE TRUTH ABOUT LIES"
That Last Blog That i Had Totally Rotted.....I looked at it And realized"What A Bore"..So Its Time to send that One Into the Pages of Yesterday(Where it belongs) Or Should it even Existed At All?So I Figured As A lot of People Here tell "Little White Lies"..Why not See Who Can tell the Biggest Lie of them All
A lot of People Seem to Be Well Experienced in this Category............. Come On Now....Tell us the truth About Lies.........
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The leader of the "Namaronians" from the Planet "Namron"..Which Is Named After my Family
We have ruled there for 3000 Years Now..And we Have our 3 Eyes on the Planet "Earth"
I am here as the Supreme leader to Scout out the Situation......
Thats Why Ive Always Used My Real Name.........
"When The truth Is Out".............
Tell Us A Lie..............
The sky is black now.
If you were In Outer Space in One of These
Then you are a "Truther"
Doesnt Anybody Know How to tell lies?
Geez...What A Bunch Of Angels.......
I want
No One Will Admit That theyre Lies.......
"You Get The Check This Time"
"Ill get it The next Time"
The truth is I lied about something too...but I ain't talking about it
If you think I believe That!!!
I still got Away with Only Paying Half
And That Aint No Lie........
When Asked if he ever smoked Pot
Bill Clinton Replied
"Yes,,But I never Inhaled".....
If you don't mind me asking what culture would that be?
The "Namaronian Culture"
On "Planet Namron"...It is forbidden to Lie
If One Is caught Lying
They Are Sent to the Planet "Prisonia" to Prison
For "Re Education"...................
How would you Know that It was the Same Person?
Hmmmm....Are you "Lying?".....
Where Are the Liars?............
But Good Luck With "The Taming of the Cat"..
See How ken Does It???
Thats the way you do It
Now come On.....Lets All Lie!!!
"Even When I Lie"..........(Tony Montana)...
you tell Watson That I didnt mean It
Then Watson Will probably feel better
Only you And i will Know that I was "Lying"
Dont tell Watson I was Lying...............
Thats where the Liars are that "Make Big Money Too"
And thats the "Truth"
Think About this
We never hear of A politician being Robbed by A "Robber"
Why Is this?
The Answer is
................"Professional Courtesy".......................
"And Thats No Lie"
"Anybody Can Grow up to become President of the United States"
And After Obama
..........."I Believe It"
Though I have been known in the past to tell what they call a `white lie`
AND yes I know ... a lie is a lie is a lie is a LIE!!!
SO, I had to repent of all those lies I told my ex when I hid his drink and let him think he had drunk it so he wouldn`t drink anymore
I hated telling him lies...
Sorry for the late response...here it is...
Thats how Nixon used to Look too.....
Theyre "Lying" to You
Ive Already been there And as You know its A Thriving Community of Beings
I think they Are After me to Silence Me As There Always seem to Be People In Long Trench Coats With Dark Sun Glasses On watching my Every move
If you Dont hear from me Anymore And I suddenly Go Silent
Then You will Know they Got me
Maybe I should Start Thinking About getting The hell Out Of here And get my self back to "Pluto"
Of course...When I go I wont be Able to tell anyone Because the Trench Coat people Will be Lurking in the Shadows With their "Listening Devices"
But Im Taking My Dog "Canine"
Going to My "Secret" Hide out where the "Space Craft"Is Now..To Make some Preparations
Ill Have to give the "Trench Coat People the Slip"
No!
Ill Sic "Canine" On them..She Has One helluva Bite!!