"RAMBLIN MAN"
Theres A Deep Hole In The Road..After Swerving by it For A Month..They Have Finally Come And Have Fixed It(Now Instead Of A Hole..We Have A Bump)
A Warning For You All
Every Day..95 Elephants Are Killed By Poachers For Their Ivory
(At That Rate..If Nothing Is Done To Put A Stop To It..They Could Become Extinct Within Our Life Time)
Saw A Squirrel Climb Up A pole On One Side Of A Busy Street..Cross the Wire Across The Road..And come Down The Pole On The Other Side..(And Then There Are The Squirrels That Become A Part Of The Street After A While)
Every Little baby There Ever Was ..Was So Cute And Sweet That You Wanted to Hold Them And Behold Their Innocence
(But Then Unfortunately..They Have The Slight Problem Of Growing Older...Like Hitler..Stalin..And All The Rest Of Them)
In Some Cases...A Gallon Of Milk Cost More Than A Gallon Of Gas
(And The Strange Thing Is..It Doesnt Have To Be Imported)
You Cant Take None Of It With You
(Yet They Spend All Of Their Lives Trying To Acquire More)
Any Thing That You Think You Own...You Dont
(Youre Only Borrowing It..It Will Belong To Someone Else One Day)
And As The Title Of This Blog Is "Ramblin Man"
(Be Sure You Dont End Up On The Wrong Side Of A Gun)
And Lastly
If The Aliens From Another World Invade Earth
And They Eat People...Remember
(They Will Take The Fattest Ones First)........