"BACK TO PLUTO"...("TO STAY")
Well..Ive Been Secretly Preparing To Leave For The Last Week Now...And Im Not "Leaving On A Jet Plane" Either...But I Am Leaving..Just Look At The World You Live on...From Outer Space it is A Ball Floating In Space..And On That Ball There Is A Race Of beings Called Humans..Such A Sorry And Sad Race They Are...While men Women And Children Were being Killed..Crucified..Raped..Cut In Half And Beheaded..Other Parts Of This World Were Eating Ice Cream In The Park..Going To Ball Games..Having Barbecues..Parties..And going On With Life As If This Wasnt Happening(Im Speaking Of Those With The Power To Do something About It)All They Had to Do Was Drop An Overwhelming force Down There And It Wouldve been Done And Over(And A lot of Innocence Would Still Be Alive Today)But No..They Will Bleed it While Others Still Pay With The Atrocities Still Going On..So From The prospective From Beings From Another World?(We Are A Sorry Race Of Beings)..No Wonder There Has never been An Alien Space Craft Found When Someone Saw it Land(They Get Ta Hell Outta Here After They See What We Are...The Biggest Problem In The World Couldve Been Taken Of When it Was Small..But The Human Race Waits Til Its Overwhelming To Finally try To Remedy it......You Can Have Your World...Im Getting Out While The Getting Is Good....Theres No Time Now to See If Anyone Wants to Go(As Time Is Short)..(Take Off Is Coming Within A Short Period Of Time)..The Ship Is packed With Everything Ill Need To Get To "Pluto"..2 Billion 300 Million Miles from Here(Id Say Thats Far Enough Away).."Canine"
And I Are Heading For The Ship Soon..And Why?........"We Got To Get Out Of This Place"
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Okay "Canine"..Youd better go To The Bathroom Now While you Can
Because The next Time We Stop..That Stop Will Be On The "Moon"..And Thats Over 240,000 Miles From Here...So Do What You Gotta Do Canine..(And try not To Have to Sniff For a Spot to Do It In Too Long Hah?)...Waitng Waiting Waiting.....Ok Youre Done?..Ruff!!
Canine!!!!...Sit!!!!...Let Me Strap you In!!!..."Good Girl"
And Now Im Putting On My Official "Space Helmet"
The Safety Belt Is Secure
Okay "Canine"..Are you Ready??.Ruff!..Ruff Ruff!!
Okat Then Canine
Lets Say Goodby To All Mankind............By!!!!!!!!
This "Major Nam" On The Spaceship "Pluto One"..getting ready for "Take Off"
Next Stop?....."The Moon"
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..
We have "Lift Off!!" Of The Space Ship "Pluto One"!!!!!!!
Hold On "Canine!!".............
"Come here And look out the Window"
"See That Thing Out There?"
"Ruff!!"
"You Know What That Is?"
Its The "Hubble Telescope"
Now Going Into "Warp Speed 3"
Ill Try To Open Up A Line Of Communication With you Earthlings
As We Are In Warp Speed..That Shouldnt Be Too Long from Now
Until Then..This The
Major And "Canine"
"Over And Out"......
Lets get Out "Canine"
Look At That "Canine"!!...Its That "Ancient Alien SpaceShip" That I saw On the Internet
If Anyone Back There On Earth Puts In The Name..They can see it for Themselves
Come on "Canine" Go To The bath room
This Is a Quick Pit Stop
We cant Stay Long
All Done?...Ruff!!
Okay ..Were Blasting off from The Moon
The next Time We Stop?
It Will be On Saturns Largest Moon.."Titan"..Its very earth Like There
And as Jackie Gleason Says
"And Away We go!!".........
Not That Anyone Will Want to communicate
But Just in Case..Thats All
Next Palnet We Will Go By Will be ..."Mars" And Thats A Ways yet To Go..Right "Canine?"..Ruff! Ruff Ruff!!
Its Been A Half Hour Now Since Ive opened A Line of Communication
And Theres Nothing
So I Might As Well Shut it Down For Now
No need to Kill The Batteries For Nothing
Anyways "Canine"..Were halfway To Going By "Mars"
Thats "Mars" Canine.."The Red Planet"..Ruff!!
The Humans Are Going to Go There Some Years from Now
Good luck To Em
Anyway...The next Planet Ahead?
"Jupiter"!!...The Gas Giant...
Wont be Able to Miss The first Glimpse Of That One When It Comes Into View
Say By To "Mars" "Canine"....Ruff Ruff!!!
Okay....Onward We Go
This Is "Major Nam" And "Canine"
"Over And Out"
Thats "Jupiter" The Gas Giant
We have Got to Stay Far Away from That Guy
His Gravitational Pull Is Unbelievable!!
Thats Why Theres no Planet In Between Jupiter And Mars
There Should Have been
But Jupiters Pull Destroyed Any possibility Of A Planet Forming There
Time to Put it in .."Warp Speed 4 Now
We have A long Way to Go To get near "Saturn"
Just Over A Billion Miles From here!!
Hang On "Canine"!!
Warp Speed 4!!!!!
Ruff Ruff Ruff!!!!
While On The way To "Saturn"
We Will Be Back In A While
Yes...Humans Must Sleep
"Were getting Close To "Saturn"!!
"Look At Those Rings going Around "Saturn"
"They Are About 220,000 Miles Wide"
"But They Are Less Than A Mile Thick"..."Aint That Something?"
Come oN "Canine..Wake Up!!!"
"Were Gonna Start Steering For Saturns Largest Moon.."Titan" Which Is Bigger Than The Earth"
"Heh!..You Waking Up Or What?"
"Ruff..Ruff Ruff!!....
"Okay..Just Dont Go Back To Sleep!!"
"Next Stop?"........"Titan"......
I Can See "Titan" In The distance
And from My Calculations That Information On Its Size is Wrong
"Titan Appears to Be Almost Half The Size of Earth"
"Ruff Ruff..Ruff Ruff Ruff!!!!"
"I Told You Not To drink All That Water!!".."Youll Have To Wait Til We Get To "Titan" Now"
"Were Almost There Now..So Hold On Hah "Canine?"
"Ruff Ruff!!"
"Okay..be A Good Girl And Sit"..Were Almost There"
"Were Getting Real Close To Titan Now..And getting ready To Land"
"But Its hard to Know Where To Land Because because Titan Is Shrouded In A Haze"
"Starting Our descent Now Thru The haze"
"I Hope I Picked A Good Spot"
"You Think I Did Canine?"
"Ruff!!"
"Canine!!..Will you let me open The door?!!"
"Okay..Go!!"
"Heh Canine!!!.".Stay Away from That river There Or Any of Those Lakes"
"Their Not Filled With Water"..."Theyre Filled With Methane!!"
"If You Drink Any..Youll Die"..You Hear Me??!!!"
"Ruff!!"
"Be Careful And Dont Go To Far!!".....
Not That It Matters Anyway
I Wouldnt Think I get Any messages From Earth
But ill try To Fix it And get it back Up And Running
Whats That Up Ahead?
Its A Speed Trap And its The "Solarium Police!!"
The Speed Limit Out here Is "Warp Speed 6"
Arent you Glad Were Only doing "Warp Speed 5" Canine?
"Ruff..Ruff Ruff!!"
We got by The cops
And now That They Are in The Distance Back There..we can Now begin To See Good ole "Neptune"
Soon We Will be getting by Neptune And Then On The Final leg Of the journey To "Pluto"
I Am Now Sending A message To the "Grand Wizard" Of Pluto To tell Him To Expect Us Soon Enough
The leader of The fighters Has sent A message to us That says
"Welcome Mr Namaron"
"You Are Now In Protective Custody"
And Theres "Pluto In The Distance"........
Im Looking out The Window And Theres A Band Out There And A Plutonian With A big bass drum Hes beating On
And In Back of them is A huge crowd of Plutonians
And Standing There In The front Is The Leader Of Pluto.."The Grand Wizard" Himself..With His Entourage
Im About To Open The door For our Reunion With The Plutonians
But before I Do..I want All You Earthlings To Know That Me And Canine Will Be Staying here
After We get Settled..We Will Contact You Once More
So Canine Says "Good By".."Ruff Ruff Ruff!!"
And I..Major Nam...Bid You All A Fine Farewell from Pluto
This Is Major Nam And Canine
"Over And Out".....