What goes up…

Yep, what goes up must come down eventually. I said so in a previous blog and was questioned about rain coming down while it never went up.

At first, I was dumbstruck but Google provided all the answers. I mean everything on the Internet is true. Right? To prevent any spelling errors and/or misinterpretations, I did a neat cut and paste job for your convenience. Everything can be verified at .

It all started because of the nonsense they taught us at school. First, we must realize that gravity is a myth. The theory of gravity was based on a misconception. The apple coming down from the tree never went up either. It was assembled up there; like the space station was assembled in space. Trees are not capable of transporting whole apples to their branches, therefore the apple is transported in tiny parts to be assembled higher up in the tree. Newton sustained serious brain damage when the apple fell on his head and in his insanity, he formulated the theory of gravity. Because of his reputation before the accident, nobody had the guts to challenge his bogus theory.

This was not the first time that an apple caused mayhem. I could not find any solid proof but rumor has it that the eating of an apple revolutionized clothing fashions some 6000 years ago. All apples must therefore be viewed with suspicion; a red herring to lead us away from the real facts.

So let the record then stand that there is no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks. And the problem is compounded because this suction of the earth is not the same everywhere and not constant all the time. These fluctuations often cause people to believe that they do not weigh what they should and it can lead to an eating-disorder called dieting. This disorder is prevalent amongst women.

And it gets worse. Since then other scientists have based their theories on this broken apple cart. How does a non-existing force like gravity affect mass and velocity? According to Albert Onestone’s relativity theory, the average human contains 88 times more energy than the nuclear device that flattened Nagasaki. Now who is fooling whom? Have I lost some of my mass or has the speed of light decreased during the weekend? After this weekend, I barely have enough energy to drag myself to the kitchen to clean up.

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I sincerely hope that your day is better than mine.