Back In the Market
Ok, I’m back in the market, but not just anyone will do. I’m looking for a very special girl. The properties I’m looking for are very hard to find. My high standards will not allow me to settle for anybody less.I want somebody who has seen the bad side of life as well. She has to be young, beautiful, and orphaned, living in a refugee camp, somewhere in Central or West Africa, outside of her own war torn country, and coming from a very prominent political family in her original country. If her late father was a political leader or an industrialist and held a doctor’s degree, honorary or self awarded, it will be an added bonus.
However, an offshore banking account in London, boasting at least 6.5 million US Dollars, is a prerequisite, even if there are some logistic problems in securing the money. I will gladly supply my bank account and pin number in order to facilitate the transfer of money to my country. Preference shall be given to the candidate with the most money, unless if she is very ugly. But even then, it will be weighed up against her cash reserves. Money talks loudest.
I can fully anticipate that she will be in a great hurry to expedite this for I know and understand that her greedy uncles and cousins will also be trying to lay their hands on what is rightfully hers. For all we know, they may have been instrumental in the demise of her parents. I shall protect her against her conniving family.
I'm fully prepared to send to her the money for a passport, airfare, and any other incidental expenses, providing that we work through a reliable and trusted intermediary, maybe the preacher man that we find in every refugee camp. If we cannot trust him, whom else can we trust?
No, this is not about the money; I really do love her. I know she will have a wonderful personality even though her English grammar is not that polished. After all, she speaks French. The problem is that I don’t know where to find such a girl. If any of you happen to come across somebody in this position, please refer her to me. I will forever be in your debt.
Oh, if you find her, don’t keep her to yourself. My happiness depends on her.
Comments (86)
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Catlover
You were not supposed to see this. I thought you went to the hairdresser
Noo! I have had this secret fancy for years. I once found one like this but I was a bit strapped for cash at the time, so I had to pass on her.
Hell, those girls look funny without their glasses. Almost as if their eyes are popping out.
that is what this blog is about. Fun! has some. Like CS, it is 100% free.
You're going to be chastised about this pic. If it spills over to me, you're going to get it as well.
Where's the fight? Fight! Fight! Fight!
Cat, what are you up to?
Jarred,
Alex? And what fight?
I'm disappointed. I thought the offers would be streaming in but it seems that few young girls have a bit of cash on hand. Or maybe the refugee camps have been emptied.
N... n... nothing dear. It's just a joke. I thought you said you're going for a manicure and some shopping. This is really getting embarrassing.
No, hate mail is more personal. Much more fun to read. Nothing like the poisonous stuff we get on the blogs some time.
I do my own manicure and pedicure...I don't like colors on my nails...I like plain clean nails...some french once a week....some blood red on very very special occasions...
Do you like your woman with colorful nails?
No, not really...I'm actually feeling hungry here...thinking of ordering some Chinese foods...
Jarred has a special license to post special pictures...
Good luck in your search...lol...
Not particularly but I dont mind. Ditto for makeup. Women look prettiest with a natural look but I must admit that a little makeup expertly applied, is a feast to the eyes.
Really? So If I wait a while I will have a choice?
I wish somebody would tell me where he bought that license. I want one as well.
Chances are that the bus refused to stop. Bus suspensions are not what they used to be. Can you imagine the stress with all of them aboard.
Not have a few million buck sitting doing nothing? I can wave the other requirements.
You have pot me a bit closer to my dream.
As for a matter of principle, I only read female profiles and only if I can understand their English with the French syntax. However, if I can desecrate and violate other blogs, I can do it with my principles as well. Anyway, you have captured my attention. Do you have 6.5 Million stuck in a London bank?
Angel sells the license...for few hundred dollars you can have one too!