Our Daily News.

I don’t know what the newspaper people think of when they compose their headlines. Some of them can be very funny. While some are probably designed to be funny, others really sound silly.
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Is it that strange? I thought it was a normal thing.confused

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Is that a crime?dunno

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Really? Now what did they expect to find?doh

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So what now, confined to the streets?hole

Then how about a piece of funny news to conclude?
Somebody reported that a woman was standing on a porch yelling ‘help’ from a residence across the road. When the police arrived, they learned that the person was calling her cat named ‘Help’.rolling on the floor laughing
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I command you to enjoy your day! It is an instruction.wave
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My new moggy hasn't got a name yet. Maybe I should name her 'Help'!! idea
Hi Jarred.
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Hi DC
One of my previous dogs had the name 'Voertsek'. It is an Afrikaans word to chase a dog. some people found it funny that he comes to me when it appears that I'm chasing him away.
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Funnily brilliant or is it brilliantly funny? confused
Hello Cat, wave
That first one is is hilarious,
What more its ironically true, which is rather rare in the news laugh
DC
It worked well. My other dog took the hint every time.laugh
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Hi Non
Poor Diana must have had a torrid time at the pearly gates. I wonder how she explained all the publicity. At least she did not need a CV. Peter only needed to read the newspapers.laugh
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LOL Cat,
In life she was ahead of her time laugh
Non
Then maybe she will return when time has caught up with her?grin
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Good way to wake up with a chuckle, thanks Cat.......wave
Hi Sands,
Glad you enjoyed it. I hope the rest of your day goes accordingly.
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Hi Cattie
I'll follow your instructions word for word. You have a good day too.yay
Hi Bea!
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Bob
Got dog!...rolling on the floor laughing

talk to hand Wait A minute!
That! Look like the USA! News papers... flex
Hi,
Cat some of these newspapers can be tasteless in what they print.. dunno
cat
A bit of Captain Obvious going on there...lol...too funny!!laugh wine
Hi Cat;handshake

These headlines and that "Help"cat are so funny! Your question mark under there also interesting which made me can't help laughing. laugh My old dad looked at me serious and said :" Women can't show their teeth when laughing." doh but he never tell me how to close my mouth when laughing...laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Hi Angel
Probably. I don't know where they're from.
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hi Non
Yes, that photo of dieing (or dead) Diana in the car still comes to my mind.thumbs down
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Hi Lou,
One won't think that most these people have degrees in journalism.doh
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Hi Phoenix
Your pic show enough of it. Or is it ok if you're just smiling?grin
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hi Kasih,
Great to see you again.yay
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When the world's economy hit the deck the first thing to go was quality control in manufacturing, seems proof readers went next in publishing doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
Hi Z
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
And then came tabloids.doh

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Wow, news can be funnier than comedy! help
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