A Death Threat.
I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave the house.I received a hand-delivered note in my mailbox yesterday informing me that the writer will kill me if I shag his wife again.
The solution is simple enough; just lay off her, but who do I cut out of my busy schedule? The guy did not tell me who his wife is and never put his name on the note.
How inconsiderate of him!
I hope there is no blue in your Monday.
Comments (66)
I'm getting old and must enjoy what is left of it.
One can"t leave you alone for ONE weekend!!
You know how it is, men will always remain men.
I don't understand it. I'm doing nothing wrong. Fust having a bit of fun.
Are you neglecting me? That won't do.
Can it be your husband who sent the note?
Don't remind me of that. I feel rotten enough as it is.
You don't want this house. It still requires a lot of work. I'll leave it as punishment to whoever wrote the note.
Now that you mention it, it could not have been him. The note would have been invisible too.
I never wait for storms to pass. I love dancing in the rain.
Noooo!
If his wife gets to the note first, he'll be dead before he can solve anything.
Perfect way to start off my week!!
I', so sorry, my love.
but how do you manage to catch me red handed every time? Are you spying on me?
Don't laugh at a poor fella in dire stress. Pray for me.
So you can go back on the list. See you at the usual time and place.
But I did not know you still have such a lot of high opinion about your ex.
Yes, I have a licensed fire arm but hopefully it will not get to that. It is very unlikely that I will get up to mischief with a married woman.
I must admit to trying it once but it was a lonely life. I only got to see her when she wanted and on the important days I was alone because she spent them with her husband and family.
I'm only mocking with a comical situation.
I am sorry to hear about what happened. You be careful there ok! Next time you get another threat, please call Sherlock Holmes. I am sure he can find whoever send that threat. Then you call Larry Holmes. I am sure he can knock the threat sender out. But please, don't call Katie Holmes. I am sure she would not pick up your call.
Maybe! You should move. Again!
It sounds like good advice. I'll bear it in mind.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Those wishing to fight must join the army.
Noooo! What will the neighbors think?
I'm comfortable here. If only I knew his identity I could get him laid by his wife to pacify him but no names are forthcoming.
You obviously don't know my neighbors. They make turn to man the windows. We (South Africans) are inquisitive people.
This is the disadvantage of living in a quiet part of town. Everybody around me are retired and nobody knows what to do with themselves.
That is a conundrum...perhaps the parrot squawked?...