A Woman Needed Urgently
I have always wanted a partner and I only realized the other day that I have been looking for the wrong person all along. To formulate my desires, I sat down and wrote what I really wanted. Of course, the end result was not quite what I would normally post on my blog, so I had to sanitize it somewhat because I suspect that some of the people commenting on the blogs, may be as young as ten years old.
So this is what I require:
A tall well-build woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
To mask my requirements from the under-aged, I inserted two lines to lead them astray. If you cannot work out which lines to skip or if you are offended by the end result, you are probably under age.
I don’t believe this stuff, but my horoscope in this morning’s newspaper said that I’m to avoid the numbers two and four today, while one, three, and five will bring good luck. Maybe you should try it as well.
Have a great day.
Comments (71)
He Is Looking For SANDY!...
sorry, I thought you knew that. Iike your new dress code. Is it Oriental?
Invaded my privacy again? I was in the shower. I hope you did not look at me. I'm very shy.
Nope! Not At All Sir.
I do have respect for other people...
Look at Sands. He must be at a fashion parade. I did not know that he can model.
I Know! Right....
A sandmen,
A Priest,
A Snowman,
A Doctor,
What's Next?..... A Indian chief
I'm Not Going To Confess To Him.....
When he does that!
Because thou is holy now..
......
Shorts and T shirt perhaps?
Forgive me God all in good fun
Was that! God, talking to you?!...
" You know what you did last night! You better run"....
Talking bout holy, my sister served a holy Mexican salad with our lunch. It burned the hell out of us.
I suppose that will still come too.
You are plunging me into the depths of hell. The last time I was bestowed with a title like that, all hell broke loose. I'm just another blogger trying to blog in peace.
Is that's where you going to be located?!!...
Don't forget to write me.....
I'll still be asleep by then. Don't drive me to
No problem, I won't be there for long. Remember, I'm banned there for seducing the devil's wife. He'll kick me out the moment he discovers me there.
That Was You!...
You Know That! You started Nothing.
But! Drama. Right!?....
Yes, what a commotion it was! The devil kicked me out and I was not fit for the other side, so they sent me back. I guess that makes me immortal until the devil forgives me or until I qualify for the other side.
You both of them enemies.....
No, I'm not upset with them. They are unhappy with me. So what can I do?
You are sorry!
And That!
And come be with us!...
Your uncle Jimmy, ain't here no more...
No! One is in charge now...
Hey, that's my chance to muscle in there. If I can get a few sponsors and import fossil fuels at a decent price, one should be able to get the fire going again.
Bedtime here.
Aww! Shucks. His lights when out!
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