Dating When Older Than Sixty
When we were young, we paid a lot of attention to our looks in preparation for a date. Now that we’ve grown older (and hopefully wiser), we spend less time grooming ourselves. Having the right gear and equipment to go on a date is far more important now. Preparation is centered mainly on looking healthy and vibrant.But before we get to the equipment, just a few preparation tips. If you suffer from diabetes, high cholesterol, high blood pressure or something similar that requites chronic medication, be sure to take it before you leave. Empty your bladder too so you don’t have to run to the toilet the moment you get there. And never admit to being on medication or any supplementary vitamins. Women don’t like sickly men.
The first and most important piece of equipment is a good sturdy walking stick; preferably the type with a hook at the top, like a shepherd’s staff. This can be very handy to haul her in when you get tired of chasing her around the kitchen table. It is an indispensable aid if she does not live on the ground floor while it can be used to retrieve objects like stockings from the floor without bending down. It requires a bit of practice but you will soon get the knack of it.
The next is a good quality toupee of the kind that sits firm, but it must be easily removable. Many older women find baldheads attractive. With the limited opportunities that you may experience at this age, it is prudent to cover all your bases.
A fold-up drinking glass is something often overlooked. A small slim job that can easily be slipped into your pocket will be perfect. You never know if you’re going to sleep over. Just make sure that it is wide enough to accommodate your dentures.
Do not forget a spare set of batteries for your pacemaker. Lovemaking can be very exciting and your pacemaker’s batteries will run down much faster. And while on the topic of batteries, make sure that the battery in your hearing aid is good and strong. Women don’t like to repeat themselves.
And then the Viagra. Take enough for seconds and thirds. You don’t want to fade before she fades. You can use the fold-up glass to administer your dosage, but take care when swallowing the Viagra tablets. It has a terrible side effect; if you swallow it slowly, you may suffer from a stiff neck and only vigorous rubbing will cure it.
Ok, that is the most important. There may be a few other things to make dating a smoother experience, but this will do for now. Of course, if you know of a few other nifty tricks, let me know about it. Your input will be treated in the strictest of confidentiality.
Have a bumper of a day. Don’t allow small things to upset your day.
Comments (61)
I have another 9 years to go before the big 60 so all tips greatly appreciated
I couldn't give you the tricks as of now will give it 20 years later
Stay healthy and strong
Oh dear, these tips only apply to men, but I will consult wit a few of my older female friends to learn how they cope with their age.
Of course we need to date.
We have the same issues and needs as when we were young. Maybe not as often and intensely now, but still there.
Amazing! it would seem that we move closer to each other as we age.
I think only a 35 year old woman.
I already bought a captains hat
Well, you're not quite there, are you?
But it is good to be ready when the time comes.
I actually told a woman that very long ago. Her status is the last thing I want to hear about on a first date.
No, not yet. Remember, I only arrived with the sixties about 3 years ago. But like Non, I'm preparing well in advance for when the time comes. I'm not going to be caught with my pants down.
the smoother party.
But don't go for a sleep over.
Great idea!. I will have to make a list of the tips and techniques coming in. I have plenty to learn.
You're causing me sleepless nights!
You should not be too concerned about it when a woman complains about you all the time. It is just their way of telling you that they understand you.
Oh! My Goodness.
After reading all of this! Imma have to date a younger men. At lest! Under 58.
Someone with fries come with their shake. And not the meds intake!...
Maybe! That's the reason some older women's date younger men's....
They want have to deal with all that Whew Stuff!...
Boy Toy!
But then a toy boy is never yours. You will only have him until your money is gone.
But!Some of us!
Ain't Got! No Money.
...
I wonder what he will accept in lieu of cash. But he'll leave just the same.
and they said that place is Iceland I'm going to Iceland
Yes, it is peaceful enough there. Nothing happens every hour on the half hour happens and it last for two hours. I should go there too.
An old men will leave too!. So what?.....
True, but only when their own money runs out too fast.
And when their legs gives out too!...
jk w/ yah!
I likes older men's.
Well! Some Of Them!
However, 2 weeks ago, I was approached by a very charming 43 year-old Irish guy from Kerry but currently working in Mombasa, Kenya. Told him in my first reply to his first email that I was not interested coz he's still a baby!
Very very persistent guy and I like that trait in a man He got to Skype with me even though I'd never have given a second look to guys his age range but again.... Never say never!
Hi Catfoot Love your blog, btw. Always
Was It Nonsmokie!?....
No.....no such luck I'm afraid. Nonsmokie already has his sight sets on another I guess..
Yeah! Me.
Got Dog!
He Is My Boy Toy!
.....
There are many reasons why older men make good partners, but I'm not going to expand on that now. Have a good time raising your new baby. I hope he's got no bad habits yet.
I once had a sugar mommy but I made no secret about it that I did not like her and that it was only a temporary arrangement. It did not discourage her though. She really thought that I could be bought. But we had a bit of fun too. She was a great sport.
Just One! Nonsmokie.
I really likes how he pokes me...
An older man with a younger woman have more chances on success than a young man with an older woman.
Trust me, I've chatted with enough older men to come to this conclusion
We'd be happily chatting and when the clock struck midnight, they'd be all like Cinderella!
Woo Ray! For you...
By now! She is with a much younger guy! Yes?!....