Maybe he thinks it's charming...
How often do you find one with an (seem to be) nice profile like this:About me:
I love literature and plenty of conversation between us iam a noble man enjoy going to the movies and restaurants together explore new wisdom nice lifebeer
Literature : Yaaaay finally somebody who reads!
Conversation : Yes, yes, yes, I love interesting conversation!
Movies : Another Yaaaay as I love movies!
Restaurant : Oh bring it on, I loooove food!
Explore new wisdom: Oh that's so promising.
I'm looking for:
a truthful person to talk together and honor each other enjoy what it holds being this way together to seek and prosper mind body and soul live as happy member easy journey fantastic future nice life may our love not be a stranger come in and make my house of desire your home
Hmmmm... promising, promising, promising, but... hey where's the comma, full stop?
Then his first message came:
Hi
Be friends with me +61416603391 add me on viber
Love for you to be my girlfriend
Phone number at first message, that's a nay! I did not reply.
Second message:
hehehehe
Please cuddle you
WTF. Absolutely no reply!
Third message:
hi ok
how often would you experience a squirting orgasam do you need a decent size d*ck for that do you do your squirting orgasam by an*l s*x. Or straight sex well I suppose it depends on the size of the d*ck what do you reckon what is your favourite size d*ck mine is a very nice fat 8 inch make you squirt good tell me thankyou feel free your welcome
SICK!
Fourth message:
I have a fat nine inch measure it properly so yeah I can give a good squirting orgasam like to spend a weekend.with you in the future
Ok. You want my attention, here you go. Get ready to get loaded by viber message. Enjoy your fame!
Oh, he claimed himself as clownice, 38 yr-old man, sydney, New South Wales Australia.
Comments (43)
his Happy meal comes with a trip to the cinema and good conversation
Havent you blocked him yet
As my mother used to say "If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem."
Very poor grammar, should be a big clue for a start.
Complete lack of culture. Australian? Say no more.
I did not blocked him yet as the last 3 message came in one day, and the last time I opened this site was more than 12 hours ago. So there I was opening those 3 emails all at once.
The further the messages go the more "noble" he became
It wouldn't be that hard of a decision for me to make.
Just dont reply would be my advice...
Anyone with a brain should figure that "no reply" means "no interest"..
I think.
Twazzle, ah I just did. It's ok though, some people does not have enough brain to figure things out.
"Anyone with a brain should figure that "no reply" means "no interest"..
I think"
This is male ego and libido we're speaking of
3 minutes ago
Cin, I did know what to do. I did not reply. But these 3 mails I just read seem too fun not to make fun of. I think he'll be happy if someone is finally viber him. I guess.
So you give him the attention that he seeks?
The enigma and mystery behind said "male ego" and "libido" have,and remain to baffle science and nature since the dawn of time..
perhaps.
I only have eyes for you
twazzle, I second every words you said!
thats what ya do!
MORON-E.MAILER
for thine lawfully wedded man,
in sickness and in health?
with this ring-binder I now pronounce you
blogger and. husband!
(You may now e.mail the bride)
If you ever went to view properties with a very dubious
estate agent/realtor, I'm sure you would know there are
many levels of Charming.
I think perhaps your contact is one such professional
I have seen that particular person here on the blogs too...sounds like he wants to cause a stir...but if he comes back to blog...we won't forget!!
Enjoy your day and never mind the bullocks...
Sar I was trying to make you laugh thats all, seems you were upset about receiving such crazy mails, just delete the trash, end of story, but hey..you got a blog out of it anyway!
Why you become so sensitive, LAN?
Even Sara knew that I am joking.
As for joke, as a writer I always tell my self, my writers, and my producers that it is more difficult to make people laugh than to make them cry. That is why I rarely take the offer to write comedy, and hat off to those who try to entertain other people by being funny, it's not easy, seriously it's not. But thanks for trying to be entertaining anyway.
Now, it's one day to Ied here in Indonesia for those who celebrate, and we usually say may we be forgiven for all our mistakes, be it intentional or not. Have a good day, have a merry Ied, and happy holiday. Hugs, peace, and love
@smartass, dewi, ketemuan lagi yuk mumpung libur.
Maaf lahir batin