Maybe he thinks it's charming...

How often do you find one with an (seem to be) nice profile like this:

About me:

I love literature and plenty of conversation between us iam a noble man enjoy going to the movies and restaurants together explore new wisdom nice lifebeer

Literature : Yaaaay finally somebody who reads!
Conversation : Yes, yes, yes, I love interesting conversation!
Movies : Another Yaaaay as I love movies!
Restaurant : Oh bring it on, I loooove food!
Explore new wisdom: Oh that's so promising.


I'm looking for:

a truthful person to talk together and honor each other enjoy what it holds being this way together to seek and prosper mind body and soul live as happy member easy journey fantastic future nice life may our love not be a stranger come in and make my house of desire your home

Hmmmm... promising, promising, promising, but... hey where's the comma, full stop?


Then his first message came:

Hi
Be friends with me +61416603391 add me on viber
Love for you to be my girlfriend

Phone number at first message, that's a nay! I did not reply.

Second message:

hehehehe
Please cuddle you

WTF. Absolutely no reply!

Third message:

hi ok
how often would you experience a squirting orgasam do you need a decent size d*ck for that do you do your squirting orgasam by an*l s*x. Or straight sex well I suppose it depends on the size of the d*ck what do you reckon what is your favourite size d*ck mine is a very nice fat 8 inch make you squirt good tell me thankyou feel free your welcome


SICK!

Fourth message:

I have a fat nine inch measure it properly so yeah I can give a good squirting orgasam like to spend a weekend.with you in the future

Ok. You want my attention, here you go. Get ready to get loaded by viber message. Enjoy your fame!

Oh, he claimed himself as clownice, 38 yr-old man, sydney, New South Wales Australia.