" simple woman" an extraterrestrial request.

Hi Guys,

I am an extraterrestrial of human form from planet xxxxxzzzzwwwtt4736453 from 19 solar systems away and I have recently landed on your planet earth with my flying saucer because I could connect to your internet system from home and then your dating site and saw that you have a specie very rare that I didn't find in any other solar systems and planets : " the simple woman".
But each time I saw a " I am a simple woman" profile and clicked on the message button I got blocked by the filter...I was thinking things would be precisely more simple...but I am an Alien I understand.
so please help me where on earth can I find the " simple woman" specie?! we don't have that on my planet..
By the way this specie is very fearful isn't it? they almost all fear something, is it a monster? they name: God , strange!
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wow. its ET !laugh
Hiya...where have you been all my life ?
I've been waiting for your return .crying
I'm the simple fearless woman you're looking for? hug
Are you looking for a 'simple ' as in 'unintelligent' woman? writing

But being an extra-terrestrial, you should surely be looking for intelligent life-forms (that is what you ETs do, isn't it?)

So maybe that is why the simple women you seek is so difficult to find.

Your radars simply do not pick them up.
I do not know if this is a joke or if you need some help of the psychiatric variety I am going to take it as the first and say thanks for the laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hey Alien Species.transport..I do not know of any "simple woman" just I do not know of any "simple man" on this world...you will be disappointed to discover that all are a complex mixture...often misunderstood and yet wishing to find one who can understand us. Keep exploring but don't judge us all too harshly....we really are quite lovable when you take time to know us! teddybear
Aaah the old simple woman myth, that's a bit like the Unicorn, everybody knows what they look like but nobody's seen one professor you're far more likely to come across a fire breathing dragon on here professor rolling on the floor laughing
I am a simple-minded woman and a star-child...
I think I am going back to my solar system I feel homesick and disappointed in my search...doh
Sorry I´ve disappointed you Antar, I was waiting for your return..sigh
antarkrishna, keep the faith! very happy

if 'simple' means your meeting a woman who is more than happy with the simple things in life you'll find her, for she most certainly exists!

many women are not interested in a long distance relationship thus, perhaps, 'the block?' Regardless, don't be discouraged. You may need to be open to meeting someone outside this specific, well, space lol transport
Hi There ,

You from places far far away i was so looking forward to outer space hmmm not sure how far that goes , so i miss out again . the last time you came was light years away do i have to wait yet again....hang on did you .....Wie lange muss ich warten ,diesmal ...you know the language so you know what i say .......

i have one Flower and the colour is bright.... rot gr'u'n blau rosa ....now if your from our ...Erde... youll know what i say ,
oh its an earth language find it and youll have answer,

...noeleena...
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