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BUT........John Cleese did say in the inspirational film,
"How To Irritate People"..."There is nothing more irritating
than a middle age Woman."
John Cleese, 75 and current 4th wife, Jennifer Wade is 45
on the low side, of course there would be the rare exception,
hell, my ex wife was born in 1947, so stranger things happen in
life.
that just makes Cup Cakes.
just have personality that you can't handle
Just say 'Yes Dear' constantly and everything will be fine and dandy.J/K
Women r not complicated at all.
It is men that does not realy want to know.
So its a very convenient excuse.
As women r different to men.
Definitely. A big thanx to that.
1.) Fine! - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of “fine.”)
4.) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5.) Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)
6.) That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks - A woman is thanking you — do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8.) Whatever! - Is a woman’s way of saying YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong”, and for the woman’s response to be, “nothing”. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)
*They are Always Right - When a woman speaks, man should listen… then go with their decision as well.
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....predictable.
Those are my favorite words
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But woman are not complicated. What complicates things is the lack of communication caused by the fact that most men are not fluent in womanese, or if they are, fluent only in the linguistic sense and not the psychological - they understand her words but they don't understand her whys. Anyway, to those comprehensively fluent in womanese a woman is not regarded as complicated, but as drama-prone and emotionally reactive. Women are like refined children somewhere between an adult and a child whose closest equivalent is the adolescent - hence the moodiness, drama, inconsistency and all the lifelong teenage behaviours of women.