I am not into one night stands.
It is amazing how many women write in their profile “I'm not looking for one night stands or friends with benefits, so please pass me by.”Whats even more amazing is that these women often post loads of pics in different poses some even in bikinis and they wonder why they attract seedy comments from men.
Mind you, you should see some of these honey’s, boy, they are not attractive, makes me realize why paper bags were invented. In fact some are so unattractive I’ll bet they put a pork chop around their neck so the dog will play with them!
All that said, I wonder what type of response a woman would get if her profile stated.... “I do on the first date”!
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I had a woman friend called Alex. Let us know when you start calling yourself Caesar
Yes I shall............. (smart a**!... just kidding)
You have brought a whole new meaning to being a dog lover! Every time I see that in a profile (and there are many that say so) I shall think of your post.
"Good luck with stand all night, hope you won't tired"
Your wish was my command... took a bit of time though.
I'm running....
It is getting old fast Ian.