Chuck and the Horse

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back."

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Hi Jim,
Where have you been? Welcome back!

Btw, I predicted it accurately that you would be back by yesterday or today. I must be Psychic. You see, when two bloggers disappear at the same time, they usually return at the same time, and when Wallops returned, I knew you would soon follow. I'm not implying any connection, I know it is purely coincidence.
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Hi Cat,

No connection other than she is a good friend.hug

I needed a break from here. Later on, I will send you a private mail explaining things.

Have a great day!yay
Hi Jim

Way to go Chuck! Very resourceful, I'd say laugh wave
Hi Cocheta,

Good to see you! Glad you liked!hug
Welcome back my friend... Sure your gone was nothing to do with wallops, but with me...banana
Hello Stranger.wave
Very clever and enterprising of him.
Hi Jim,wave hug rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Jim!thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Brilliant!.....Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
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cowboy
Smarty, I did miss you.hug I needed a break from here.
Hi Bea, glad you stopped by.wave
Yeah Snooks, smart guy. Made some easy money.laugh
Hi Usha!

Like your new pic.teddybear love smitten
Hiya Jim. Welcome back!hug

Yeah, I also agree with Cat about your disappearance and coming back at the same time as Wallops... and Mic!!! ummmmm....wow confused

Maybe you care to also send me some explanaton in my PM?wink teddybear
Thanks CH.hug
Sorry, I forgot to comment about your joke. Brilliant!thumbs up

Chuck is a very clever guy indeed!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Mic,

Glad you liked it. I liked yours also.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Minerva,

Actually Wallops, Mic, and I conspired to disappear and then reappear at the same time!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I think Mic also owes some kind of explanation regarding his disappearance?
It´d better not be the ETs as he´s always putting the blame on those poor creatures.doh
Hi Min,
Mic was working on his honeydew list.
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Thank you Jim, hug I have dead fish and chicken in my freezer. Where is Angel??laugh doh To start selling raffle tickets.rolling on the floor laughing If the winner is not happy with dead chickens and fishes I will cook it for him.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Over a week by a beach villa.wink grin
Jimmmmmmm!!!!! reunion hug bouquet
Hi Mimi reunion reunion danceline joy cartwheel
Hi Usha,hug kiss

Does the guy have to be from Mars?confused
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