Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Jul 2015

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clothes that talk for you

Maybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my parents went to Mars and all I got was this silly shirt' but this is more to the point. Handy for some types.

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We could advertise, too. 'Love music, love to dance'. 'I brush up well' 'Singleton looking for Mr (or Ms) Right'.

T-shirt suggestions, please. Oh, and by all means apply as a trader. I see CS shirts taking the world by storm.

There's a faintly related youtube clip I'm going to hunt down and add, mainly because I think it very funny. And it mentions t-shirts.

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DertyHarry44●Lakeland, Florida USA

Jul 29, 2015●2 Blogs●352 Comments

back in the 70s I had a T-shirt that said

the first mistake I made/people in Puerto Rico asked me the meaning

I used to say/I don't know/is written in English

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Harry, we're talking specific messaging here. What would your shirt say now?

Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Jul 29, 2015●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Biff,
I like this one.

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Foxworth●Yes, Blekinge Sweden

Jul 29, 2015●4 Blogs●41 Comments

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cat, that is undoubtedly true but CS shirts would be aimed at getting that wife who knows everything, not having one already ...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Okay, Fox, excellent way of finding women who like Irish setters!

Really, you like them? I think they are beautiful but seriously scatty, but maybe that's only Scottish ones

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I think we need about 20 good lines to start us off. And a marketing plan. Who's in?

Back later. Keep it clean. Well, cleanish.

LucyMaud●unknown, Alberta Canada

Jul 29, 2015●1 Blogs●657 Comments

I once saw a beautiful young woman wearing a T-shirt that read:

Your
Future
Ex-Girlfriend

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Lucy - perfect. EXACTLY the sort of thing

wallops1964●Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK

Jul 29, 2015●24 Blogs●2,327 Comments

I go for this one...

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So me!!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Wallops!

love it. My version would say ice-cream. And there's always the old classic, the sun's gone down somewhere, where's my sundowner?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Crazy, you're in the Research & Development part. And probably one of our models!

iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India

Jul 29, 2015●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments

As always , interesting!
I personally noticed that neither me nor my kids ever convinced by the suggestions.

iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India

Jul 29, 2015●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments

Regarding the choice of clothes I meant.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Jul 29, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Legs,

I'm not sure about that, what's the going rate?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Iotaoo, the shirts haven't been convincing enough yet. We need to change that

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Crazy - going rate?

this is a venture. The more we put in, the more we get out.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Jul 29, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Legs,

Is this some kind of a community service?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Blimey, no. Just a suggested way of putting some of our profile comments on our chests. Turns out no-one has had original slogans, though, although some of the ones out there have been brilliant.

I really should think these things out better up front.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Jul 29, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

OK, What about these:

" with lots of fruitloopy love to give" or

" the best 3 minutes of your lifetime " or is it too long?

rapturecapture●kerry, Kerry Ireland

Jul 29, 2015●2 Blogs●330 Comments

Hi Elegsabiff

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Make it "the best 30 minutes of your lifetime", and I'd buy

NOW you see why you're in R&D?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Rapture - LOVE it

Titania48●Carlisle, Cumbria, England UK

Jul 29, 2015●230 Comments

Not for me those kind of t.shirts.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Pick one line from your profile as your t-shirt. I'm going for 'picky but not prissy' - I think 'unshockable' might seem too much like throwing down a gauntlet

Does make me realize my profile needs work, though.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Titania - yours would for sure be much more subtle. 'Infinite variety'? (From the Cleopatra description)

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Pedal - fighting words. Probably what he was hoping for, of course ...

Cracked up at your "delusional" comment on another blog, BTW

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jul 29, 2015●2,000 Comments

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Over and out. Work tomorrow.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Jul 29, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Legs,

Women will go for the "30 minutes" but I'm targeting the male market!

Ccincy●Cincinnati, Ohio USA

Jul 29, 2015●1 Blogs●3,385 Comments

I like this one.lol

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Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jul 29, 2015●4 Blogs●828 Comments

I have T-shirt says : I never obese

Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa

Jul 30, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments

Hi Biff

Given that I'm always attracted to the 'wrong' person

On the front mine would read "I could be your favourite what if" and on the back "you could be my favourite mistake"

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Jul 30, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

Hiya Viv,

my brother got below t-shirt for his birthday.

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usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka

Jul 30, 2015●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments

El,

I wouldn't wear this. but it's funny.!!!

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RainComeShine●Devon, England UK

Jul 30, 2015●33 Blogs●597 Comments

Usha, I'd like one in reverse please.

LucyMaud●unknown, Alberta Canada

Jul 30, 2015●1 Blogs●657 Comments

Then there was the T-shirt with a large photo of Phyllis Diller c/w cigarette in holder.

The caption read: SAY HELLO TO MY MOTHER

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 1, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Make notes, Rain, once your brain is working that way you'll start coming up with ones for us.

Wouldn't mind turning up for a date though with 'my cape is in the wash' splashed across my chest

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 1, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Crazy - women buy Ts too. Make the 3 minute one in male sizes, the 30 minute one in female sizes. Maybe they can split the difference. Hmm - a he/she set with 'we compromised' on the back?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 1, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Some fantastic T-shirt suggestions! But I want Usha's. Well, I need Usha's. Hope it works.

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