A PM From The Other Side?
When I checked my inbox this morning, there was an anonymous message for me. Yes, you heard right. Anonymous! At first I thought it was from CS management, but then I remembered that theirs are marked as ‘Management’.
I opened it and to my astonishment, it was from a blogger friend who is no longer with us. I know that I’m breaking the rules, but this is exceptional.
Hi Mate,
I sneaked in here while Peter is in the dunny. I cannot stay long but I’ll have a few minutes because I hid the date roll under the cistern.
You and everybody must stop blogging immediately. Warn the trolls too. When I arrived here, I was issued with a laptop and given the option of heaven or hell. Well mate, you know me. I always cover all my bases. I asked to see both before choosing. As I descended into hell, I saw all these bloggers in a sauna, chained to their desks, writing blogs. While they were working and sweating, they were whipped continuously. When I asked who they were, an invisible voice said they were the trolls.
I asked to see heaven and found the exactly same conditions. “And who are these people”, I asked.
The same unseen voice told me that they were the good bloggers. “But it is the same as hell”, I said.
“Oh no”, said the voice. “All the moderators are on the other side as well.”
Mate, get out while you can. The comments are murderous!
Well, I’m passing on the message. Do with it what you want.
Comments (48)
Was there an attachment? A list of bloggers perhaps? A list of who goes to hell and who goes to heaven? I'm hoping I'm one of those fortunate ones
Hope you have a good weekend otherwise!
Indeed. He supplied me with a list but I plan to sell that info. I'm creating the infrastructure to market that info as we talk.
that may be so, but it would have deprived me of this valuable information.
You're Going To Hail!....
And I'm not! Because I do not make blogs...
No, I won't be going to hell.