A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter
When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (the devil) withdrew my visa and forbade me ever to set foot in that place again.
I am the persona non grata #1 in hell. They have life size photos of me at the gates to prevent me from sneaking in there on the quiet. Believe me, I have tried several times to get back in without any success; I have a real soft spot for his wife. Why is a forbidden love so much sweeter?
As I don't qualify for heaven, there is nowhere else to go after death. As such, I am forbidden to die and doomed to live forever.
I am immortal!
Comments (74)
Sounds like too much work, Cat!
I just got myself bit by a vampire!
VOILA!
Immortality without all that foolin' around!
I miss her so much, I wish somebody with a lot of influence would send me to hell, so I can have a valid excuse to get in there.
That's not good at all. Now you are sentenced to a life in the dark. Look out for people walking around with crosses and wooden stakes or your immortality may be short lived.
Ps. I still think I had more fun in attaining my immortality.
Glad to oblige, my friend!
I will do so immediately. I hope you have more influence (ie shares in the place) than the previous guy.
no sure, you will know best what is good for you, but I'd hate to hear that you met some early disaster. If you feel that the fringe benefits outweigh the dangers, then go for it.
I have just been there and back. The devil won't budge. He said he does not know you. Maybe, seen that you're still new at it, you have to make a name first. You can hardly expect to just take over where the famous count left off, can you?
I think I meant stake
I got a plan "B"!
When I get to hell...make it with Lilith!
See...I'm already on a first name basis with her!
Not that tough, really...
She's pretty round-heeled!
And if she does play hard-to-get...
Did I mention those vampire hypnotic powers??
STEAK through the heart...
I b'lieve you're referring to Cholesterol.
I hope you have a good retirement plan...living forever and all...must go to hell sooner than later...speaking for myself!!
To eternity!
You think so? Worth giving it a go. I'll try a few more times.
I'll pass on to my Ex husband!
Thanks for the correction. I wondered how you proposed to pierce the heart with a steak. Maybe by freezing it and using an icepick to drive it home?
> YouTube The Count Sensored <
Enjoy your time with my sweetheart while you can. Red and I are conspiring your early demise as we talk here.
I don't know. I was married to his sister and not even she could persuade him.
When you die you´ll just have to be "in limbo" for a while - which maybe for eternity??? - until you´re allowed in wherever you´re supposed to go.
Maybe you have some unfinished business here on this earth?
As for this "forbidden" love, well... maybe this is why they´re keeping you out?
@Red. Life in Spain? a lot hotter than where you´ve just been!
Maybe I should have swapped places with you.
Yes, I plan to join Larry in the land of the lounge lizards.
No can do! I pretend not to know about it. It is my escape hatch. Cannot spoil that can I?
An autobiography?
The devil is just possessive. I don't want to take his wife away from him. I just want a no strings attached relationship with her. I won't even have her for ever. Just for a few months. What's the matter with him?
Just comes to show that lessons from history just can't be taught when it comes to affairs of the heart...
riding by.
"Excuse me, are you done with that Newspaper?"
"Go to Hell."
I have hust been there a while ago and I don't mind going again, but Luke said that I'm trying too hard.
The resistance helped me once before but they have been compromised and cannot be trusted anymore. Last I heard some of your family there were collaborators.
Do you mean the next lover? That is unthinkable. I'm not a philanderer.
I meant you and not me by the way! I wouldn't dream of it.