Catfoot
Catfoot
Around here, Western Cape, South Africa
Aug 2015
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A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (the devil) withdrew my visa and forbade me ever to set foot in that place again.devil

I am the persona non grata #1 in hell. They have life size photos of me at the gates to prevent me from sneaking in there on the quiet. Believe me, I have tried several times to get back in without any success; I have a real soft spot for his wife. Why is a forbidden love so much sweeter?love

As I don't qualify for heaven, there is nowhere else to go after death. As such, I am forbidden to die and doomed to live forever.wow

I am immortal! yay
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I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less. Otherwise I’m easy to please, flexible, accommodating and forgiving. I cool down as fast what I get cross. I hate it when people lie to me. I’m hooked to my laptop, but [read more]

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