That is right....
A man died and went to heaven.As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
hahahaha
~JOHN~
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Listen this:
Bush comes to heaven. St. Peter shows him paradise: a place where angels sitting on the clouds and playing on a harp. Then he shows hell: a place where people having drinks, laugh and having fun. St. Peter asks Bush: what do you choose? Bush answers: Of course hell! Then Bush lands in a place where is very hot and dry, no water for drinking. His skin get burn. Bush shouts: Why you not showed me this place for hell before?
St. Peter says: yesterday was before elections, today is after elections.
A lot of truth in it!
You got that right, Jim...
~JOHN~
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
I found it to have merit, and funny at the same time...
Have a good evening....
~JOHN~