The Drought Is Broken!

A far-off cousin farms in one of the driest regions in this country. Last week, when it rained there for the first time in 19 years, his 17-year-old son experienced rain for the first time.wow

When he heard the thunder and saw the lightning, while the water poured from the sky, he thought it was the Lord coming. He fainted with fear.shock

It took three buckets of sand to get him conscious again.grin
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The lad is expected to recover form his ordeal, but with the scarcity of water, it was decided to do away with his under pants and trousers.doh
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But what are you doing up so early Catfoot?!? scold scold scold
Hi DC
I wet my bed.blushing
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It is 7:20am.frustrated

My house help came to fetch her pay. She did not fetch it on Friday. She sent her husband to fetch it and I refused to give it to him without proper authorization from her.doh
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Hmmm.....the husband is not to be trusted?

I'd like to have a house help too. My house is really in a mess....uh oh help
Hi DC.
I don't know. He also helps me with the renovating. I gave him his pay.

If he squandered her money or lost it, I would have been compelled to give her pay to her again. I cannot give her money to somebody else.doh

Re the house help. A necessity. She comes in two or three times a week. She works out cheaper than a wife.grin

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Aahhhh...this is where you are wrong, my dear Catfoot professor

With a wife, you can always do wondrous things together...wink
Hi You,
Nah. this is my normal BS, but apparently the rain was gone when they discovered it and according to my cousin, not even the sea could wash it clean again.laugh
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Hi DC
While there may be certain perks in having a wife (I can vividly recall some of them), I am an economist (stingy) in my heart.rolling on the floor laughing

The overhead expenses simply does not justify the running costs.professor

It is more economic to tap other available sources on an ad hoc basis.grin
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If everybody here would to think like you do, I suspect CS might have to close shop soon uh oh uh oh uh oh grin
Hmmm....any chance of you going back to sleep, Catfoot?? yawn sleep
Hi DC
Too late for that, I fear. It is 8am. My normal rising time. Will be having breakfast soon.dancing
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Bon appétit, Catfoot hug

I'm off to get me a train ticket back to Kuala Lumpur tonight!

Byeeeeeeeeee! motorcycle

Have a great start of the week! bouquet
DC
Same to you. I'm having a quiet day with best behavior. I have a medical tomorrow and I have to get the quack to believe that I follow his instructions to the letter.grin
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Hi Cattie, you are having fun early in the morning! If I was retired, I would still have been in bed.laugh Strength with the medical tomorrow. I hope it is all good news.thumbs up
Hi Bea,
I'm not expecting much news, it is just routine.

Have you people been partying after you people left? I see you came on-line after I went to bed.devil

Your brother was not the best for wear and tear when he left here. His wife was driving the car.laugh
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Cat,

he never have seen a rain or thunder on TV or internet? roll eyes
Cat, you are not telling the full story.laugh rolling on the floor laughing There is something wrong in this.dunno dunno Did you wake up wetting your bed spoiling your pyjamas.doh rolling on the floor laughing
LOL Cat,
What are we going to do with you? laugh
Hi Benedicta
We have may rural arias without TV or Internet coverage.doh

This line tells the whole story.grin
It took three buckets of sand to get him conscious again.
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Hi Shay
I can think of many things to do with me.grin
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I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less. Otherwise I’m easy to please, flexible, accommodating and forgiving. I cool down as fast what I get cross. I hate it when people lie to me. I’m hooked to my laptop, but [read more]

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