Monday needs some cheerful signs.
Posting these, then over and out. Night all.A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Comments (18)
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Don't sleep yet
All the money in the world would be nice, would be very nice, but it would be the cherry on top. He's got to be the right guy first
Leaving the blog in your capable hands x
Any readers can say anything to CH that they would to me. Plus anything they would say to CH anyway. (Ooh, I could intercept some flirts, hehe)
Thank you for my early morning giggles!!!
Just woke up it need to get ready for work otherwise I'd be late and the boss would skin me alive!!
Curl Up & Dye
Sign on a plumber's truck -
A Flush Beats A Full House
Hi Love!
Bodge and leggit.
we charge for estimates coz id rather be down the pub.
we are expensive and only do half the job, ruin your lives to you can be on TV with one of those "we will fix your house shows" free of charge
A great overnight blog. And fun to wake up to.
We dont swim in your toilet!
In the Army...
If it moves... Salute it
If it doesnt... Paint it!