Pick up lines

When contacting someone new, I always seem to have difficulty deciding what to write as my opening gambit, especially if in the persons profile there is nothing specific to refer too.

What kind of pick up text attracts your attention sufficiently for you to reply?
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I have the same problem and I guess thats why I prefer the real life approach. So much more easy..thumbs up cheers
If they don't have an interesting profile why on earth are you writing to them? confused

Try 'is there anything interesting about yourself you forgot to put in your profile?' grin
Or 'how can you be so pretty and yet so boring?'
Or 'we appear to be neighbours, could I borrow a cup of sugar?'
(My invoice will follow under separate cover. For a small additional fee I will study profiles and offer tailored opening lines from my gigantic supply of same, with asterisks next to the ones that worked)roll eyes
just say "Hi... how are you?".... lets see whether she reply or not.

its like you say hi to someone passing in front of you.... if she is friendly (like me), she will reply..grin
You could always try "what's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?" laugh

For most women, I think sincerity works best.
how about. bring some veg ive got the. meat!
lets get a cookin! laugh
"All the voices in my head shouted at once when we saw your profile"
Love, then you might risk hearing Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? laugh
Amorn...

And what would you reply to someone that sent you the line you suggested?
Eleg...

Gopsmacked at the moment laughing so much, need to think of a reply.
hehe Lucy, I think the line is "is that a banana!........" laugh
Love, depends on if she's interested....or not! laugh
Lucy...

How about... Got pencil with lead, can you sharpen it?
Hi Sola wave

Almost a year ago, Bobikins sent me this, his very first message smitten love

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There were other really funny lines as well from other guys but unfortunately they all got lost together with my old Mimi1973 CS profile when I had it deleted... sad flower
I got some emails sound like that, and I see it as a hospitality of him.

I usually reply :

HI again.. I am fine and thanks for asking. Hope you are doing well there and have a nice day.

from there, you should take it as challenge to explore the conversation.
Love...

The line is.... "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me."
Lucy true enough ! grin
Once I met this girl was a Real easy Pick-up, she had Handles on her hips! laugh
rolling on the floor laughing Solamente! Sorry, lead is deadly.
haha Sol well yes good one! same effect SHOOT it laugh
Dream...

Even with a magnifying glass I couldnt see the words.

Perhaps its a good idea to send a text so small the person writes back and says "I couldnt read the text"
Lucy...

It can be if fired properly, for lots of guys though it tends to just dribble out of the barrel.
Elegs...

"You really do look like someone I'd like to impress"... awww.. thanks, I appreciate that!laugh
@ Solamente....ooooohhhh, a cannon! heart beating
Amorn...

I do not take replies like what you wrote as a challenge, I see them as a "thanks for writing, but not interested" reply
Sola - this could be a really good blog laugh I get a ton of really awful mails with really boring approaches. Let this one run and everyone's incoming mail could improve!

The whole point is to get someone to look at your profile, that's all. THAT's when they decide whether to reply or not!
Lucy...

A cannon... hang on, I'll just get out my tripod to rest it on!
Eleg...

I find my good looks and charming personality seem to be sufficient to make a person look at my profile.
All this and modesty too. wow

Easy, then. Send blank message or, as CS doesn't like blank, "insert your preferred chat-up line here"

Or, OR, just

"Check out the profile. All this could be yours."

I'm enjoying myself ... heart wings
Stop it Lucy, you will fall off your skies!!scold laugh

How about - "The more I drink- the better looking you get!"yay
what kind of reply do you expect to show that she is interested to know you, when you just say "Hi.. How are you?"confused
Just as well they're stable - there's a loose cannon around here!!wow

"If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone!"
oh no, not another one........moping
Lucy...

I'm not interested in you stroking my keyboard, but you can load my cannon if you like.
Eleg...

Two good suggestions there I think.
Well....with a proposition like that, honey, let's Skype...heart beating
Amorn...

Thats my point, I need a better chat line than "Hi, how are you"
Do NOT use the one I just got. "Life is very impotent to me"
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