Pick up lines

When contacting someone new, I always seem to have difficulty deciding what to write as my opening gambit, especially if in the persons profile there is nothing specific to refer too.

What kind of pick up text attracts your attention sufficiently for you to reply?
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Typical man!! It really is true what they say - " The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" rolling on the floor laughing
hahaha viv!
well all i'll say is ...."meow baby!"laugh
Later sol. Really enjoyed this blog. It's good to laugh!laugh
Would you say it petered out or ended with a bang?

rolling on the floor laughing
Noooooo don't make me the bad guy. I was being chatted up by a very somber funeral director and felt guiltily that my mirth was out of place.

No ending, a beginning, all 3 like cars, are singing from the same hymn sheet, now just a question of logistics laugh group hug

This just in by email:

WIFE TO DRUNK HUSBAND: from now on, if your lips touch liquor they'll never touch mine again
HUSBAND: awwwwww??
WIFE: now what are you thinking ??
HUSBAND: deciding......
WIFE: deciding what ?
18 yrs old SCOTCH
OR
60 yrs old LIPS...

oooooooooooooooooooooooh. cheers
rolling on the floor laughing Elegs
Sol,
you still here?laugh
here is a pick up line, oh wait it is parked kind of crooked, so not a good line at all.
I laughed more 3 years ago, I think laugh

I reckon enough innuendos per comment in this blog to win some kind of award.
Drop Ya Drawers I'm All Yours
I notice if he mentions something in my profile. Well that's a point. At least he can read lol. Avoid pick up lines be original and creative.
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