Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband,

Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The Garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX
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PS - your girlfriend called.
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Comments (18)

Not funny to use photographs after disasters as jokes, I KNOW that.

Shout at me all you like. I'm off to bed. I can't hear you. tongue
Guy goes off on a fishing trip, full of chat about it when he gets back, all the fish he caught, the fun he and the guys had.

Then he remarks 'by the way, darling, you didn't pack any socks for me, I noticed?'

'Yes, dear, I did. 4 pairs. In your fishing tackle box.'
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing love it didn't see the end coming too funny rolling on the floor laughing heart wings lol I just saw the Ps rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Your funny laugh bouquet
Aw, thanks blushing

All in the way I pass on other people's jokes ...
rolling on the floor laughing laugh wonderful sense of humor laugh wave
Dont you just love these type of jokes? How is it that its always the men that are the brunt.

Can we please have some jokes about women along the same lines?
Good ones biff! laugh wave
Sooo enjoy your sense of humour..still got the giggles...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thank you so much teddybear
Hi Biff,
Can I assume that this happened after the girlfriend phoned?
laugh doh wave
The photo makes it even more rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I always enjoy your blogs
Hi Elegsabiff, the best one today. The Ps makes it.rolling on the floor laughing
okay, okay. Blonde joke. (I know lots of redhead ones but I'm not going to tell those)

And this IS old.

Blonde goes into a motor spares shop wanting a 710 cap for her car. Completely puzzles the guys on duty, and she impatiently draws it for them, about 3.5 inches, round, 710 written on it.

One guy turns it round and quietly goes off to get her an OIL cap.


cool
A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"


The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
Ha, Lucy, you reminded me of another!

The wife's funeral was just ending and the coffin had been lowered into the ground. Suddenly, out of a clear blue sky, there was a gigantic clap of thunder and sheet lighting zagged across the sky. The widower glanced upwards, then nodded to the vicar. 'She just arrived.'
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