Another whiskery joke
To my darling husband,Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The Garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
PS - your girlfriend called.
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Shout at me all you like. I'm off to bed. I can't hear you.
Then he remarks 'by the way, darling, you didn't pack any socks for me, I noticed?'
'Yes, dear, I did. 4 pairs. In your fishing tackle box.'
All in the way I pass on other people's jokes ...
Can we please have some jokes about women along the same lines?
Can I assume that this happened after the girlfriend phoned?
And this IS old.
Blonde goes into a motor spares shop wanting a 710 cap for her car. Completely puzzles the guys on duty, and she impatiently draws it for them, about 3.5 inches, round, 710 written on it.
One guy turns it round and quietly goes off to get her an OIL cap.
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
The wife's funeral was just ending and the coffin had been lowered into the ground. Suddenly, out of a clear blue sky, there was a gigantic clap of thunder and sheet lighting zagged across the sky. The widower glanced upwards, then nodded to the vicar. 'She just arrived.'