Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Aug 2015

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well THAT's a relief

Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32

Still single? relax. Your boyfriend is not born yet.

Actually I got the above from an email joke, I have no idea whether those ages are true. And the ladies do have one other thing in common, they are all rich and famous. That might help.

Go out there and make lots of money, ladies, while you are waiting for Mr Right to be potty-trained.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

My profile photo should be a woman in profile. Do please let me know if it changes to anything else.

Titania48●Carlisle, Cumbria, England UK

Aug 15, 2015●230 Comments

Look at Joan Colins still with Percy, I think he is about 32 yr older than her, she is 81, mind you she still looks good, I can't imagine her sitting knitting in her fluffy slippers and a hot water bottle at her back.

Titania48●Carlisle, Cumbria, England UK

Aug 15, 2015●230 Comments

Nice reflective profile Biff, looks like you are planning your next move, or your next saucy novel.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Joan Collins is an exception that proves the laws in nature! Good on her. Agatha Christie's second husband was a good deal younger, she said an archeologist is the best husband to have, the older you get, the more interesting they find you.

Any archeologists on here?

I'm getting quite interesting!

teenameena●mumbai, Maharashtra India

Aug 15, 2015●370 Blogs●1,548 Comments

..... .............. ...........Still single? relax. Your boyfriend is not born yet.

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Aug 15, 2015●2,000 Comments

I think good ole Noah was Fathering children at 150.
We all know the clock is ticking on these relationships,
by months not years. imo.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Thanks, Titania! 50 shades of CS is in the pipeline, all contributions accepted and will be credited under profile or real name as preferred

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Know what you're thinking, Teena. HURRY UP already

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Pedal, yikes. The thought of having children with a man of 150 is, well, fortunately in my case, no longer an option. PHEW!!!!!!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I was joking about the 50 shades of CS. Not that I didn't think it would be a best-seller

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

You said an archaeologist? I´ve got one here who is 40 and Spanish- interested?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Just had a message from a man of 58 who thinks I look genuine. Should I tell him he's too old? Or is it more polite just to not reply?

If HE looked genuine the social etiquette would be even trickier

Ed1941●Bullhead City,, Arizona USA

Aug 15, 2015●151 Blogs●4,758 Comments

OK, this then serves as a reminder that it's never too late!!

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Aug 15, 2015●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Biff may I add, Susan Sarandon with a much younger guy, Robin Wright with Ben Foster, 22 years younger and many more.

I believe age is only a number..It is the way you feel and carry yourself that counts..

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Minerva, YES. Er - does he speak any English? No hablo español

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Ed, it never is!

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

I´ve had boyfriends of about 20 years younger but I had to keep trading them for younger models all the time!

Now it seems that I have to wait for one to be born?

Is there a waiting list? Can we have them tailor made to our specifications?
In which case I want mine to be fully trained already and fully functional already.

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

No, Benjamin (that´s the archaeologist's name) doesn´t speak any English but he´s a good teacher and has lots of patience.

He´s into old ruins and collects antiques. Shall I tell him you want to meet him to go and dig out a few stones with him?

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Bearing in mind the age of the archaeologists you seek, & that most are likely to be amateurs, would they need any specialised equipment or are your treasures readily accessible

Solamente●Adeje, Tenerife, Canary Islands Spain

Aug 15, 2015●87 Blogs●1,201 Comments

I suppose at my age I'm now out of luck at finding a rich and famous woman, unless of course she is an active 80 year old.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Min, a patient man who likes old ruins sounds just my cup of tea. Set it up.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Z, I have to hope they at least have the nous to find my treasures. But yup, pretty accessible.

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Aug 15, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

He's not born yet

haha Ms Biff i love it

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

Zn. My archaeologist friend IS experienced and is WELL equipped too!
He carries his special pendulum with him all the time

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

Well, for men it is said that they are as young as they feel and when they stop feeling, then they are old!

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Got dog!.... .....

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

Your pic has changed ? Don't know. .looks the same to me. .

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Minerva
.... ....

Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Aug 15, 2015●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Biff,
I noticed, but somehow I preferred the previous pic. But then I guess it is not displayed for my benefit.

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●1,796 Comments

What previous pic Cat?..

I think she is shapeshifter?

Angel. Who is that sweet girl in that pic? Have you changed your profile as well ?

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Minerva
Yes! I have. It's my up to date photo for 2015. I have aged! Since I've been here ...

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Elegs

I Know! Right.

It sound like she is.....

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I have my second wind.

Who's still awake? I have to stay awake until midnight in an hour and a half, or I will be evil tomorrow.

"Will skype for coffee"

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Angel, she's being so mischievous! Huh.

Min, will I still love you tomorrow?

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Elegs
It's just evening here in the USA!

I got kicked off Skype! But I can chat with you on Tango! Soon...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Angel, I didn't think anyone could get banned from Skype!!

are you NOT an Angel? It must be the pepper ...

I will look up Tango.

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Elegs
Skype wants me to pay now!
I had it as a Free Trial....

Why should I pay for it? When I can get it for free....

I think! They were saying Tango is free.

I do hope so!.....

Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA

Aug 15, 2015●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments

Well, it takes two twenties to make one fourth...

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Aug 15, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Calliop
It also takes 4 ten dollar bills, to make $40.00...

Hail! To the king...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 15, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Calliope, I did that once at a bring-a-swap party. The idea was all the girls took along a man who, for whatever reason, was available and recommended. I took along two 25 year old guys who were dead keen to meet forty-something hotties but it did not go down well with my hostess.

They got a lot of phone numbers, though.

The alternative was my ex-husband, no-one would have thanked me. He's not party-material, he's the type who grows on you. Like moss.

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