WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
Comments (38)
Got a lot more relaxed in the last couple of years, enjoying life, not worrying about as much and getting some things I really wanted.
Sounds like it even gets better.
And I say it won't last, but she's a great role model, and improving like wine with every year
KN - you're going to love it
I did hesitate about including that one. Deleted a few that were just silly, like men having only 6 things in their bathrooms and women having an average 337. Huh. 30. TOPS.
They have very little to worry about. And very less to think about too!...
Elegs....
My brother bought me a steering wheel cover every year for 4 years. All-night fuel-station supermarkets should be banned.
I know you aren't going to answer that
Armor, Jockey. Usually $20-$25 a pair.
Especially! When we tell them that;
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That's another part of getting older, I don't waste all my Christmas spirit fighting through the crowds and the drizzle and the annoying shoppers trying to find the perfect gift any more. Choccies rule
Would I have to swap with a man to get my turn? I'd like to be free and single. I know every chat up line that actually works, I'd like to try some of them out.
And I'd know how to make a woman feel a million dollars, too. I would be absolute catnip. It would be a holiday to switch back to being me!
Hail Yeah!....
Then Say!
Well, the father of my kids has really nice chest hair and I used to go crazy at the sight at it! I'd stare at his chest while we were talking and my mind would wander off!
Used to love him sooooooo much...
No projects. But you've made me think along the easiest lines. Maybe even a spa voucher. She likes that sort of stuff, she's quite girly.
Luke? What did I say??? Maybe you need a helicopter too ...