Matchmakers Anonymous
My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified but surely, surely, both single and in the same country, they need someone to point out that they are both single and in the same country? On a social website. Where every time we log in we are presented with every single of the opposite sex within 500 miles.Oh. Right.
I see a man giving advice to a woman on a blog, and I leap in to suggest they should be together - oh no, hang on, that's why I'm here. To learn it is NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
This is hard. Bring me coffee!
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What's poteen? Is it legal?
"Edit my blog" allows you to make changes to the blog itself, delete comments you don't like, or delete the whole thing.
Mind you, I'm on computer. No idea how to help if you are on a titchy hand-held thingy!
Im not a man but would love to meet and invite you to a Spanish meal, plus I can offer help in translating to all those Spanish men that will after you.
I thought there were CS bloggers the length and breadth of Ireland. You keep us updated too!
Would you like me to introduce you to some friends of mine while in Spain? Don´t forget the horses are also on the agenda.
Regarding your last paragraph, I also see the same man who should be together with the woman he is advising. They maybe "soulmates"?
"Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bed clothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls or use them as a coloring book.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
I will give you my contact details for Ele.
Mjp, I suggest you use last commented on blog navigation, that'll show all your blogs rather than just the last one.
Talking of towels, my sister said to pack a swimsuit. What? Swim? In PUBLIC? Yikes. We don't do that sort of thing here at all at all.
If you were not so far away, we could meet up with her and also ZN?
Min, can't be THAT far, my sister's local airport is Murcia airport? Lunch. Any preference for days? Weekend best?
I shan't be bringing the swimsuit.