Dear Jane letter
Been dating this modelesque woman for a short while (certainly too good looking for the likes of me) and although she has a body like the statue of Venus with arms, things are not going according to plan and its time to move on to pastures new.Have an idea to write this....
“Good morning, had a wonderful time chatting and laughing whilst in your company last evening, however, this morning my heart is crying.
As much as my body and soul long to be with you, to make a life of happiness together, my head tells me this cannot be and so the time for us to part has come.
I shall always treasure the moments we have shared, how your eyes glinted like stars in the brightness of your smile, the softness of your caress will always rest upon my arms and the feel of your warmth will always be within my heart.
My fervent hope is that the future will bring you the happiness you seek in the arms of another. Good bye my beautiful.... (Add name)”
What do you think?
For those of you not chucking your fingers down your throat in an effort to throw up, I hope you are reaching for the tissues to dab the tears welling in your eyes whilst curtailing your sniffles and trying to stabilize your quivering lip.
Comments (81)
I was always told when ending an affair to be complimentary and polite... Please (for those that mentioned it) tell me how this woman will be confused with this letter?
Ian... You have always got something to say, so when you have cleared up your
No way could I say this in person..... I'm a coward
Come in there is no way you would write that drivel...m
Heres mine...hi luv...cheers for last night but it ain't gunner happen...adios
Thats a bit blunt, plus she is local
Hahahahaha... I kind of guessed you would write something like that.
Sorry to have burst your bubble... but it's over between us
No, but I banged my head on the floor when I fell off my chair laughing.
Just goes to show, having good looks and a curvy body are not all that is needed for a relationship
In all seriousness, I am seeing her this evening and if things dont go to plan she will be getting a Dear Jane whatsapp tomorrow.
Thank you for that.
What personality?
Not only am I a coward but I'm not driving 60 miles and back just to tell her either.
Ok... so, what should I write?