Yuck.

Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off.

Women, if you know of something that would put a bloke off instantly, please share.

Thanks.
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I just want to know anything anyone ever said to you that turned you off instantly.
And ANYONE who suggests I tell him read one of my books? NOT FUNNY.


Okay, a little bit funny laugh


Tried it. He likes them. tongue
Yes..A guy who wanted to date me said. .by the way I'm impotent !doh
Minerva, you don't like impotent men? dunno
Yes..that too !
Ermmmm.... Nooooooo, it only works when a guy asks a woman, if a woman asks a man he doesnt stop to wonder whether he has been put off by the question....

Well that is until after he has rounded the first corner and you are out of sight!laugh
I'll send you some of the mails I've sent in the past, not sure what it is about them but they seem to work every time professor doh help
Me I just saY i AM a veggie and walk 10miles every day before the s word gets brought in I ask if he is UProlling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing for it.scold the walk I meanrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
So Sola would run ... I don't beliiiiieeeeeeeeeeve you!

I'm not trying it. Yikes, if he said yes? What do I say, haha just kidding ... innocent - actually, that might work. Hmm.
Z, by all means send me a letter, but help, what if it works? What if I become instantly infatuated? (I'm quite gullible.)

Then my life gets even more complicated, not less. doh
Red! You're impressively fit and healthy! wow
blushing blushing wink sorry just big fibber its only 5miles and I do eat fish and chicken just no red meatrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
You could do as Redex does, 5 miles a day, after a week you'd be over 30 miles away so problem solved professor grin
Red, you tell fibs? wow

laugh

Z, walking away and away and away from my life sounds surprisingly attractive at times. sigh
wave The stuff that has come out of my mouth over the years
is monumental. Due mostly to some lack of filtration from
Brain to Mouthlaugh Even in a professional setting it cost
me, and got me deals.conversing Even here, there is no lapse
between instant thought and two fingered typing.
PG, you're smooth as cream.

But yup, when I want to say the right thing, boy can I muck it up. doh
I am probably not the right guy to take to formal parties.laugh
An example: to the buxom woman in a green dress.

" Gee, if that had pockets you could be a Pool table."rolling on the floor laughing
PG!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Amy Schuman was picked up by a Texan once who said 'I like you. You're sturdy'

'Look like you could take a punch'

HA!
Just tell them that you have sporadic incontinence and it
smells like Cabbage.rolling on the floor laughing
That would do it, I think. Not the image I would like to leave, but desperate times call for desperate measures. laugh
Sorry. .got carried away doh
Min has the hiccups again laugh
KN please DM me your one-liner if you don't want to use it here, haha!
Kiv, WOW!!!!

Reading them again. WOW!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing you're good!!
Scary, but good!
Not one of these is right. blues Still. Funny song. I feel like Paul Simon, I need 50 ways.

What saying you have found the right person for him and introduce him to one of your friends 80 year old mother.
Hmm. Maybe I could just find the right person for him, full-stop. That would do it! laugh

How easy is it to find the right person, piece of cake, right?

Some who is vain and the centre of her own universe
she asked me if i like 3some...applause

it made me turned off when i realize she meant she was pregnant ::frustrated:
MJ - that's good. And I am unbelievably special. I expect the whole world to bow down to me. bowing

Sort of like that? rolling on the floor laughing
CO - not an option for me, I'm afraid. But yikes, yes, that would work.
Robert - are you taking my problem seriously? laugh

But scratching my head furiously, all the time - hmmm - that IS good -
But Biff wants to know how to deter a lover who won't take NO for an answer and at the same time break up in peace ?
Golly, a lover sounds terribly formal and rather glam. wow
Just tell him the truth ; you are going to Spain and you will find a hot blooded spanish guy that will drive you crazy
Kiv, I don't speak a word of Spanish. Well, about 5 words. In TOTAL.

I'm going to scratch my head. And if he asks I'll tell him its the side-effects from the medication. And if he asks what medication I will look shifty and refuse to answer.

That should do it. Surely.

Or, or, I could just pick my nose. cool Or his! rolling on the floor laughing
Some Women though might consider you lucky to have these
Men problems.laugh Come on, the easiest thing, is what
we hate, another Rooster in the Hen house.thumbs up
Yikes, no, jealousy is already a problem!

What I want is for this persistent bloke, who I don't hate but don't want to get involved with (and believe me, PG, most of the women on this site have or have had this problem and don't want it either), to go off me. Lose interest completely. Shake hands politely and walk away without a backwards glance.

He might not even want to shake hands if I do the nose-picking. I'm really warming to that one. rolling on the floor laughing
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